The adventure of a lifetime

(But all fantasy-ified also without a cigarette)

*He walked over and tapped the patron on the shoulder. He was at least a foot shorter than him.*

Heckyl: "Excuse me? Is there any particular reason you're picking in this lady?"

Patron:you got it all wrong I'm not picky on the lady

Heckyl: "Then what are you doing?"

(Note that to this patron Heckyl is like a dwarf. In other words, the patron is about to get his ass kicked.)

(If Heckyl has a reason, of course)

(He will)

Patron:so go back to minding your business midget...its nit everyday you get a chance with a barbarian woman

*Heckyl's eye twitched.*

Heckyl: "I'm not a midget. And your 'chance' is a serious crime. I ain't no soldier, but I am morally just, or just really stubborn if you believe my mother. Either way, I think it *is* my business if this so-called 'barbarian' is civilized enough to come into a tavern without slaughtering everyone in a blood-fueled frenzy. So I'll ask again: Is there any particular reason why you're picking on this lady?"

Patron:she's hot and a teifling

Heckyl: "She's a person with rights and autonomy. The rest becomes irrelevant."

Patron: whatever just stay oit of my way

Heckyl: "Nah, I don't think I will."

(I'd put an image but I don't have enough points to put in my own oc... :') )
Umbreon: oi, would you kindly mess with people your own size?
(I'm assuming that this is a DnD based Rp, so U is a Rouge/Warlock)

(She's actually a barbarian)

Patron:an what if I don't

U: then I'll be quite unhappy, and the last guy to make me unhappy is currently in a closed casket.

Patron:you don't scare me

U: oh you will be... *you look into his eyes, and feel a terrible, terrible force behind them, older than time, older than anyone, and certainly far, far stronger than you*

Patron:whatever...i have more important things to do any way *leaves*

U: ugh... humans, *sits next to you* you ok?

Negev:I am now...thank you

U: good. *looks at the tender* Absinthe.

Negev:so I'm guessing your a traveler as well?

U: in a sense.

Negev:so where are you off too?

U: *shrug*

Negev:sounds like every other traveler...just going when journey takes them

U: you a traveller? barbarian?

Negev:I am

U: hm. what you looking for?

Negev:well theirs a rumor around this town that theirs a hidden cave of gems

U: oo, money!

Negev:yeah...and a lot of it

U: so..

Negev:so...we could totally go

U: and get as many of the gems as possible... and maybe some light murder of anyone trying to take them as well, and get rich... hypothetically.

Negev:yes

*A goblin watches from afar. Not interacting, just watching the situation play out*

Patron:your one sassy woman

Negev:I believe you should leave me be

*He takes a swig of his unknown non-alcoholic liquid, still watching the two*

Patron:quit being so hard to get *grabs her arm*

Negev:unhand me

*The goblin stands up and starts walking over*

???: Woah woah woah...Okay, let go of her.

Patron: stay out of this shortstack

???: . . . Shortstack? *He seems very annoyed by the comment*

Patron: are you mad little man

???: It's not my fault that a Teifling doesn't want your two centimeter of disappointment. Learn what consent is, you creep. *He looks more pissed*

Negev:I don't know him personally...but I hear he comes here every three or four weeks

???: Huh...Well, sorry that had to happen to you...

Patron:whatever *leaves*

Negev:*chuckles* that was a good one

Negev:that's a swell name

???: What an asshole...And yeah, no problem... *He still seems hurt from the hight comment*

Negev:thanks my friend

???: Eh, it's nothing. I'm Tobias.

Negev:don't bother about that guy...he likes to get under peoples skin

???: Who even was that guy? Does he come here all the time?