The adventure of a lifetime

Samuel: typically this isn't my business, but eh... alright here we go... AHEM whats going on here?

Patron:it's nothing now keep a move on

Negev:I am being harrassed by this person

S: i see, well sir i'm only gonna ask once, could you please back down or refrain from harassing people?

Patron:make me

(But all fantasy-ified also without a cigarette)

*He walked over and tapped the patron on the shoulder. He was at least a foot shorter than him.*

Heckyl: "Excuse me? Is there any particular reason you're picking in this lady?"

Patron:you got it all wrong I'm not picky on the lady

Heckyl: "Then what are you doing?"

(Note that to this patron Heckyl is like a dwarf. In other words, the patron is about to get his ass kicked.)

(If Heckyl has a reason, of course)

(He will)

Patron:so go back to minding your business midget...its nit everyday you get a chance with a barbarian woman

*Heckyl's eye twitched.*

Heckyl: "I'm not a midget. And your 'chance' is a serious crime. I ain't no soldier, but I am morally just, or just really stubborn if you believe my mother. Either way, I think it *is* my business if this so-called 'barbarian' is civilized enough to come into a tavern without slaughtering everyone in a blood-fueled frenzy. So I'll ask again: Is there any particular reason why you're picking on this lady?"

Patron:she's hot and a teifling

Heckyl: "She's a person with rights and autonomy. The rest becomes irrelevant."

Patron: whatever just stay oit of my way

Heckyl: "Nah, I don't think I will."

(I'd put an image but I don't have enough points to put in my own oc... :') )
Umbreon: oi, would you kindly mess with people your own size?
(I'm assuming that this is a DnD based Rp, so U is a Rouge/Warlock)

(She's actually a barbarian)

Patron:an what if I don't

U: then I'll be quite unhappy, and the last guy to make me unhappy is currently in a closed casket.

Patron:you don't scare me

U: oh you will be... *you look into his eyes, and feel a terrible, terrible force behind them, older than time, older than anyone, and certainly far, far stronger than you*

Patron:whatever...i have more important things to do any way *leaves*

U: ugh... humans, *sits next to you* you ok?

Negev:I am now...thank you

U: good. *looks at the tender* Absinthe.

Negev:so where are you off too?

U: *shrug*

Negev:sounds like every other traveler...just going when journey takes them

U: you a traveller? barbarian?

Negev:so I'm guessing your a traveler as well?

U: in a sense.

Negev:I am

U: hm. what you looking for?

Negev:well theirs a rumor around this town that theirs a hidden cave of gems

U: oo, money!

Negev:yeah...and a lot of it

U: so..

Negev:yes

Negev:so...we could totally go

U: and get as many of the gems as possible... and maybe some light murder of anyone trying to take them as well, and get rich... hypothetically.

Xnile: *walks over*

Patron:your one sassy woman

Negev:I believe you should leave me be

Xnile: excuse me

Patron:hm?

Xnile: what seems to be the problem here?

Patron: I'm just interested in this Lady

Negev:I do not resprecate

Xnile: interested?

Patron:ya know I like the lady

Negev:as I've been saying I wish to have no romance with you human

Xnile: well she's stated she doesn't like you back

Patron: whatever she's not even that attractive *leaves tavern*

Negev:thank you friend

Xnile: not a problem

Negev:alright

Negev:I am forever in your debt...so if you ever need help I shall lend a hand

Xnile: no need

Patron: I just think she playing hard to get

Xnile; you thought wrong

Xnile: may I ask who you are though

Negev:I am Negev I am a barabain teifling...i am from a village far from here

Xnile: oh I see

Negev:You must be an adventurer as well?

Xnile: mhm

Negev:if I'm not intruding where are you off to?

Xnile: I do not know

Negev:Oh

Xnile: just going wherever I can

Negev:well theirs a town about 10 miles frome here needing help with a whole swarm of pixies

Xnile: I'm not really known for helping people

Negev:Oh

Xnile: hmmm

Negev:well theirs also a group of nasty orcs near a cave...heard that the cave is load with treasure

Xnile: 2+@5 (8!$ 9_ 543#743

Negev:most gems and gold

(You good?)

(yeah Xylones sometimes talk like that when talking to themselves)

Negev:you say something friend?

Xnile: what kind of treasure?