Dad joke usage shall now increase significantly

jay’s the stream parent, you’re the stream dad, Bethany is the stream’s older sibling, I’m everyone’s uncle apparently

then what the f**k am i💀

Gay probably

"probably"
no, i'm the gayest you've ever seen.

*me wearing the disscise glasses with the mustach and nose
this town aint big enough for the two of us... (in an accsent you see fit)
so i will step down from gay.
*walks into the shadows
*walks back out but with way less of a cowperson look and without the glasses
who was that guy?
*holds up a wallet
what a sucker
*puts my wallet back into my pocket

My child. My beautiful, awesome child.

remove "beautiful" from that sentence immediately

Handsome 😁

okay no.

Never

☹️

Aww :)

You said it yourself you goober :3 /affectionate

Just having it all spelled out and being included too is awww. :)

You’re super duper important so I don’t know why I wouldn’t include you ❤️

Im probably some kind of gooberous little brother

:D Yey

Thank you, father

So like you and Millie are like the grandparents of all the people here

Ok dad

I already adopted the stream-

You both could be stream dads. Were lgbtq so having 2 dad fits.

To clarify, you don't have to be a couple to be the stream’s 2 dads. You could of just adopted everyone as platonic co-parents.

:0

Oka y

:DDD

:]

for some reason i cant stand having this persona related to anyone by blood (being a cosmic entity from before time and all). so i just managed to find these "idiots" doing things one day and i "stalked them" before you now it im intagrated well and people dont take much notice of me. some people leave some people arive and some of them just want to die. i attempt to help each one of them with their problems with the anoying neighbsor who "hates" their guts (they are very religious.), and the wanting to kill themselfs. but i just cant keep up with all of them. prior to finding these people i find a dragonborn who easily disuises self to catch me off gaurd. they are freindly and smart in some ways. but i exell in what they do not. over the years i take a look of this ever growing family for around an hour every day. beng able to see what has gone on through the day. and spnding time with the dragon born and a frend they introduced me to. as im loving my life. it struck me: im not aroace. after telling this to the dragonborn they confront me telling me that they like me. and i like them. even though i have lived for hundreds of billions of years i took it slow. whilst they attempted to speed through everything. im overwhelmed by it. constantly i tell them to slow down. and they do for a day or two. what happens next? i would like to know too.

f**king essay moment.
story telling 100

nuh uh

Ok

You aint my dad

U sure about that?

Yes

I wouldn't be so sure. You never know considering all the guys ur mom slept with

Shes dead..

Oh shit

F**k you

..

Check MC

Im just gonna go to bed.…

I'm genuinely sorry

Im sorry...

This took a dark turn

most certainly.