Data: *dodges*

Data: you're gonna attack my leg? Lemme just-

Sap: But still it won't really hurt me. I think

Data: ... Do you wanna test that? I could go get a cup of water

Sap: Urh sure!

*she walks away for a second and comes back with a cup of water*

Data: ok, put your hand in

*he puts his hand in the cup of water, his hand seems fine at first, a little distorted*

Sap: It tickles!

*Then the tip of his fingers start to degrade and little fragments fall off*
Sap: OWWW!

*he quickly takes out his hand*

Data: 0_0

Sap: OWWW. W-what happened?

Data: I have no idea. Maybe it's because light doesn't travel as easily through water?

Sap: That doesn't explain why MY FINGERS WERE DISSOLVING

Data: THAT'S JUST MY GUESS OK

Sap: That pose still looks sus

Data: >:3

Sap: :I

(WHY IS MY MIND SO DIRTY?!?!?? AND WHY IS THAT POSE REALLY SUS?!?)

*data goes back to standing normally*

Sap: You do realise that, do you?

Data: yes. It's just fun to taunt people sometimes

Sap: You mean taunt me?

Data: yep.

Sap: :I

(It's all shits and giggles until Sap starts taunting her)

Data: :3

(She'd probably enjoy that ngl)

Let me type: I FORGOR,💀

Ninja-Bot Type-X: Do not harm your fellow robot! *Calls out the Security Bots*

Security Bots: INTRUDER!!!! *Deploys the drones*

*throws fishing rod*

Sap: *feels something*

*Pulls out*

*Big fosh*

Sap: FOSH!!!!

Data: OOH

Sap: I CAUGHT A FOSH!!! I CAUGHT A FOSH!!!

Data: WOOOOOOOO

Sap: Did you catch any?

Data: nothing yet :/

Sap: :/

Data: foosh

Sap: wanna still go fishing?

Data: I'm just wondering if YOU still wanna go since water is that dangerous to you

Sap: Sure! I think it only disrups the connections between my code.
*The pieces of code in the cup of water return back to sap*

Data: still a little concerning but... ok

Sap: yey

Data: *sigh* just try not to get too close to the water

Sap: Fishing! Fishing! Fishing!

Data: ok!

Sap: *later at fishing*

:O I SEE FOSH

Data: feesh

("she'll probably enjoy that" WDYM??!!)

Sap: :P

(I mean she horny (sometimes))

Data: :P

(it's all shits and giggles until Sap turns pink)

Sap: ... I wanna go fishing

Data: oke

Sap: But I don't have a fishing rod

Data: can't you just make a hologram fishing rod? ... Wait I just thought of something else

Ssp: yeah- what. What?

Data: what happens if you touch water? You're a hologram, meaning you're technically made of light, so would you just get all distorted? And would that be harmful to you?

Sap: Well the joints between my "holographic atoms" are veru strong.
I think i would get a little distorted but not too much

Data: hmm