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1 up, 2mo,
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1. Wtf why do you call tomato sauce 'ketchup'
2. Who calls them fries bro they are chips (here we call both 'fries' and chips chips)
3. Starbucks is shit. You can NOT get good coffee in america
4. Why do you think having more guns than people is normal? I have never seen an in use gun in my life.
5. Not really an issue but i hate your accent
6. Very corrupt government.(dont reply to this one i am not getting political)
7. SO MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE.
8. Why do you say stuff like 'yall' and 'aint'
9. Imperial measurement system and Fahrenheit. Need I say more?
10. Texas isnt that big. Alaska is bigger.
11. Basically every non american i know just watches you guys continue to be a shitshow.
12. Your flag sucks. The stripes make sense but get rid of the stars.

uhh
yeah sorry americans
but your country sucks
0 ups, 2mo,
2 replies
Everything i agree with here.

Eeeeeexcept the flag. The stars represent all the states if my memory serves correct.

But you’re free to have your own opinion if you want to
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Stars are states. Stripes are original colonies
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Ohh oki
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I just feel like its way too annoying to draw
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What accent
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Every country has an accent. It makes you sound different to everyone else. If you are american, every non american knows you have an american accent.
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I meant what regional accent are you referring to... i.e valley girl, southern, boston, there are many different american dialects
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all of them
particularly southern tho
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1. Idk, we have a different tomato sauce used for like soups and stuff so yknow
2. Chip chips is such a fugly thing to say
3. Starbucks is funding to help a genocide so I haven't had it in a while. You can get good coffee here, they are other shops that have coffee or you can make your own
4. Idk, why are there more swords and knifes in the UK then people?
5. You're accent is the most confusing and shitty thing I've ever heard "yer want some tea and crumple dingle dangle, crisps and shitty witty with gray bruv" yeah... so
6. Yes.
7. They are homeless people everywhere, it's not a culture shock at this point.
8. You say "innit" and "bruv"...
9. You should actually say less ♡
10. Well, yes! What's ur point? Can drive like a while day in Alaska and still be in Alaska, so for Texas.
11. Um k?-
12. Aren't your flag just a bunch of stripes? BORING.
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Dude im worse than a british person
im Australian
(And yes our flag sucks too)
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I thought u were British phew- Australians don't even have anything but ride kangaroos and fights mutant spiders
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Kangaroos are cute but I we hate emus,not spiders.
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5 hurt
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Also as a Brit, no one says "crumple dingle dangle" or "shitty witty"
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It sounds like it, yall foods look like straight slop from the chum bucket.
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1 reply
You guys are the ones with scones and gravy
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I'm gladly not British tho
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2 replies
Whats so bad about being British?
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I like the british
Partly bc I wouldnt exist without them
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The food 😭 the gray trackie roadmen there, UK drill- I guess I'm just a bit patriotic any time they speak. But I don't hate British people, Cheeyna and Cillian Murphy are from there so I can't hate them all 🎀
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I can agree with the roadmen tbh
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1. Idk
2.idk
3. Iove Starbucks though :(
4.FR😭 I can't even walk to my neighborhood park without being like "what if I get shot rn?"
5. Womp womp
7. THE HOUSES ARE EXPENSIVE IK😭
8. It was in the default settings
9. Celsius makes my brain hurt
10. They're both big
11. BRUH NOOO I'M SO EMBARRASSED BY AMERICA NOW
12. The stars represent the state's and makes it look nice

I hate my country too :)
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Fair enough I can say with all truth a a Floridian it is confirmed to be true
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1. Uhh here tomato sauce is the stuff you put on pizza idk lol our country is stupid
2. Broooo I don't f**king know why we call them fries 💀💀💀
3. Agreed, Starbucks absolutely sucks (the cake pops are pretty good tho)
4. Guns are f**king stupid idk why the f**k we have so many of them
5. Yeah my accent is kinda weird
6. I f**kin hate the homelessness problem. The government should like get rid of rent or smth idk
7. Uhhh I'm not from the south but up here we say "wicked" and call cars "cahs" so America speak is kinda weird ngl (ok but im constantly saying yall idk why)
8. IKR THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM IS F**KING STUPID GFBHVGFECFG
9. Fr Alaska is bigger than Texas and has less stupid people
10. we know
11. the stars are for like the states and shit tbh I'm used to it now
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1. They aren't the same
2. Idk probably just slang difference
3. Pretty much true
4. That's not normal that's dangerous
5. :(
6. I f**kin agree we do suck with the government
7. Yeah, no one really does anything
8. >:(
9. This isn't our fault, there was a ship that had the whatever the Hell it is measurements but it got raided by pirates
10. Yeah, we know
11. wow ok
12. Eh the stars are alright

Also our country PARTIALLY sucks. Not fully, but some of it does
A lot of stuff in the world uses our inventions
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As an American, I can confirm every one of these is a problem other than the flag. The flag is stripes for the original colonies, and the stars for the 50 states
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1 When I think of Tomato sauce, I think of tomato based pasta sauce. Pasta sauce is very different in taste and consistency from ketchup so I’m happy ketchup isn't called tomato sauce. As for why it's called ketchup, there is a few theories, but no definite answer.

2 In different parts of the world soccer is football. Words for things can differ and that ok. It's not a big deal.

3 There are many other places to get coffee than Starbucks. Some local coffee houses are really good.

4 If that is a true statistic, then simply put, it's not something we often think about. I have never thought about how many guns the usa has. My personal opinion on guns is there are many valid reasons to have one. If you can pass a background check, have gun safety training, and maybe a first aid certificate incase there is any accidents, then you should be able to own a gun. Just keep it locked up safely when not in use.

5 There is soooooo many different accents. The new yorker, the Boston, Baltimore, Philadelphia, maine, mid western, new Orleans/cajun, California, southern, Texas, etc…

8 Y’all, it's a contraction of you all like how can’t is can not. Only some parts of the usa use it as a plural of “you”. Other plurals of you include yous, you guys, you-uns (somehow short for you and your kin), and you all. I personally switch between using you all and you guys.

10 Alaska may be bigger, but not many people live there, and is not part of the main chunk of land that is the USA nor is it a tourist area like Hawaii so I don't think many of us think about Alaska that much. It's not worth bragging about in my opinion. If we're going to go to one of the two, we’re more likely to go visit Texas and understand how big Texas is by being there.

12 There is a star for each state so the stars make sense too.
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1 regional dialect
2 regional dialect
3 I agree, but you can get good coffee at small businesses
4 yeah we have gun control issues here, there is legitimate use in hunting and safety though
5 haha it is kinda odd
6 nah you're right. It's literally legal to let big companies sponsor campaigns
7 yes, it's a complicated issue and many lawmakers make empty promises to solve it
8 why ain't y'all saying things like that haha
9 we've been trying to change it since the 60's, it's definitely easier
10 we know
11 We know we got problems but be aware it's hard to govern a big country with a complicated history,many of us are trying our best so don't assume the worst of us
12 we might actually change our flag soon if Puerto Rico becomes a state
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I agree with 3 ngl
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1. Theyre different

3. Thats an opinion based one

7. Thats everywhere

8. I dont use yall but aint is fun to say, idk why

9. I agree with the Fahrenheit thing

11. Can confirm

12. its just a flag, chill
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