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Gotta watch out for those Vikings and their Viking pussies! 😀

Cat experts realise why British ginger toms are so feisty – and it's the Vikings fault
6 MAY 2024
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cat-experts-realise-british-ginger-32748508

Ginger Tom cats invaded Britain with the Vikings – and that is why they are so feisty, fearless and frisky, boffins believe.

Flame-haired moggies were the pets of choice for the Scandinavian sea-faring scoundrels as they blazed an all-conquering trail of bloody brutality across Europe.

Experts believe the horn-hatted invaders brought ginger toms with them to the UK. And that is why they are the most confident cats on the nation's streets today.
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1 up, 6mo,
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Without page 3 girls, who cares?!
2 ups, 6mo,
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The Daily Star scores again!
2 ups, 6mo,
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Daily Star,
are you in
there?! Me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 6mo
:)
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The page 3 girls are GONE?

All we have left are NSFW memes om IMGFLIP?

But wait! There's more!

Page 3: The Sun calls time on topless models after 44 years
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jan/19/has-the-sun-axed-page-3-topless-pictures
Landmark decision met with delight by growing army of critics although paper expected to continue featuring partially clad women

The Sun, Britain’s top-selling newspaper, has scrapped Page 3’s topless women after 44 years, delighting the legion of critics who have branded the photos of bare-breasted models sexist, offensive and anachronistic.

Insiders said the decision has been taken to kill off the controversial feature quietly but that the feature would continue online.
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So there are still some Page 3 girls online? 😳
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If you're in an underground carriage, looking at nude girls on your phone, you're a pathetic wanker.

If you're reading the paper, and pause to grin with admiration at the beautiful lass on page 3, you're upper crust!

It's really too bad those days are gone. Because it's all just pathetic wankers now.
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Pathetic wanker? Got one right here!

"Wankers in the News"

CNN legal analyst, caught Zoom masturbator Jeffrey Toobin once offered cash to abort his son after impregnating his co-worker’s daughter: report
May 4, 2024
https://nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-news/cnn-legal-analyst-caught-zoom-masturbator-jeffrey-toobin-once-offered-cash-to-abort-his-son-after-impregnating-his-co-workers-daughter-report/

Legal analyst and Zoom masturbator Jeffrey Toobin has given tour de force commentary on CNN of former president Donald Trump’s hush money trial on the network — but has his own checkered past with money and sex.
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He's PERFECT for CNN!
2 ups, 6mo
Missile crisis? Got one right here!
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1 up, 6mo
😀😀😀!
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silly car
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Re: "silly car" ? Were you referring to the Democrat Clown Car?
0 ups, 6mo
No. I'm referring to the silly car in the picture. Not a Clorm cat.
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