HE LOOKS DAMN FAT THAT HIS CHAIR WILL FALL DOWN
JUST MOVING A FINGER FOR HIM WILL CAUSE 1,000,000,000 HEART ATTACKS
HE'S ALWAYS EATIN' THOSE MCDONALDS
GET A JOB CASEOH
SO YOU'LL BE MORE FIT
LIKE CMON
I BET HE WEIGHS MORE THAN A MEDIUM BLACK HOLE
I'M AMAZED WE AIN'T DEAD YET
HE'S BUILT LIKE A 2 BY 4 LEGO PIECE
I'm just roasting him. I don't actually hate him.