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I FIT AN ENTIRE ESSAY IN THIS MEME; TAYLOR SWIFT IS BAD. MOST PEOPLE WOULD DISAGREE WITH WHAT I JUST SAID, BUT IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE DETAILS YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND. IF YOU GO TO A HIGH SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL, OR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, YOU WILL MEET PEOPLE CALLED “SWIFTIES”. THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY ANNOYING. THEY ARE ”SUPERFANS” OF TAYLOR SWIFT. THEY CLAIM THAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GREATEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER OF ALL TIME. THIS IS NOT TRUE. TAYLOR SWIFT IS VERY DISRUPTIVE, AND HER SONGS ARE NOT GOOD. SHE ALSO DISSES HER EXES THROUGH MUSIC. HER FANS ARE BAD TOO. THEY GO TOO FAR. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BE A FAN. FIRST OF ALL, TAYLOR SWIFT IS VERY ANNOYING. WHEN YOU GO TO SCHOOL, THE AMOUNT OF GIRLS IS HIGHER THAN THE AMOUNT OF BOYS. THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE MOST TAYLOR SWIFT FANS , OR “SWIFTIES”, ARE GIRLS. THAT MEANS THEY WILL SING TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS. TO ANYONE BUT THEM, THIS IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING AND VERY DISRUPTIVE. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LEARN. THE TEACHERS SAY THAT ANNOYING THINGS ARE BANNED IN THE CLASSROOM. THIS IS SOMETHING ANNOYING. SAYING “TAYLOR SWIFT ” ALREADY IS BANNED, BUT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH. SINGING HER SONGS SHOULD BE BANNED TOO. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT THIS IS EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN SAYING “TAYLOR SWIFT”. DISRUPTING CLASS NEGATIVELY AFFECTS A CLASS, AND SLOWS DOWN LEARNING. YOU SHOULD NOT DISRUPT CLASS, BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT “SWIFTIES” ARE DOING. THIS SHOULD BE BANNED. TAYLOR SWIFT IS ALSO DISRUPTING NFL GAMES. AT THE SUPER BOWL, ALMOST EVERY PLAY HAD HER LIVE REACTION. NFL GAMES SHOULD SHOW THE GAME, NOT A CELEBRITY THAT IS ATTENDING THE GAME. NEXT, TAYLOR SWIFT’S SONGS AREN’T THAT GOOD. MOST TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ARE ABOUT BREAKUPS. EVEN THE ONES THAT AREN’T ARE NOT GOOD. TAYLOR SWIFT HAS 12 EX-BOYFRIENDS. AND THESE ARE JUST THE ONES THAT ARE KNOWN. TAYLOR SWIFT HAS WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT ALL OF HER EXES. TAYLOR SWIFT ONLY HAS A HANDFUL OF SONGS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT BREAKUPS. ACCORDING TO ONE WRITER ON THEPINELOG.COM WHO LISTENED TO ALL OF TAYLOR SWIFT’S SONGS, “SHE’S NOT NECESSARILY A BAD MUSICIAN, BUT A LACK OF ORIGINALITY, SHALLOW LYRICS AND THE SAME FOUR RHYMES SHINE THROUGH HER DISCOGRAPHY.” IN THE SAME ARTICLE, IT SAYS “WHILE LISTENING TO SWIFT'S ALBUMS, I CATEGORIZED EACH SONG BY ITS THEMES. AN ASTOUNDING 70.7% OF HER SONGS WERE ABOUT LOVE, AND 34% OF THOSE WERE ABOUT HEARTBREAK. HER ALBUMS HAVE DIFFERENT SOUNDS, BUT THE SONGS SOUND VERY SIMILAR.” SOME SONGS ARE JUST NOT WORTH LISTENING TO BECAUSE THEY SOUND LIKE EACH OTHER. IF YOU HAVE LISTENED TO ONE TAYLOR SWIFT SONG, OTHER SONGS WILL SOUND VERY FAMILIAR, EVEN IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THEM. PEOPLE MIGHT ARGUE THAT THE SONGS ARE VERY CATCHY. BUT, THE LYRICS ARE NOT NICE TO HER EXES AND THE TUNE IS ALSO VERY SIMILAR TO OTHER SONGS BY TAYLOR SWIFT. IF YOU HAVE HEARD ONE SONG, YOU’VE BASICALLY HEARD THEM ALL. SHE ALSO DOES NOT EXPERIMENT WITH DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC. YOU COULD GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THAT SHE IS SCAMMING YOU. THE ONLY THING SHE DOES IS THE “SAD GIRL” GENRE, AND EVEN THOUGH IN HER EARLY ALBUMS SHE SINGS COUNTRY MUSIC, THERE IS VERY LITTLE VARIETY, MAKING THE SONGS BLEND IN WITH EACH OTHER. OTHER ARTISTS HAVE MADE VERY DIFFERENT MUSIC, AND HAVE MORE VARIETY. THESE ARTISTS DESERVE MORE RECOGNITION THAN TAYLOR SWIFT. HER BIGGEST HIT WITH THE “SWIFTIES” IN MY CLASS , THE ONE WHICH THEY SING MOST OFTEN, IS “YOU BELONG TO ME”, WHICH WAS RELEASED 14 YEARS AGO. NOW, HER NEW ALBUMS ARE JUST “TAYLOR’S VERSION” SONGS, WHICH ARE REMAKES OF HER EARLIER ALBUMS. ALSO, TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT ORIGINAL. SHE OFTEN REPEATS THE SAME RHYMES THROUGH DIFFERENT SONGS. ACCORDING TO ONE WRITER, “TAYLOR HAS RHYMED 'CAR' WITH 'BAR' IN JUST ABOUT EVERY SONG SHE CAN FIT IT INTO. 'CRUEL SUMMER', 'COWBOY LIKE ME', 'HITS DIFFERENT', 'GETAWAY CAR' (SORT OF AN OBVIOUS CHOICE), 'CORNELIA STREET', 'FALL BACK ON YOU', AND 'CARDIGAN' ALL USE THIS SAME RHYME.” NOT ONLY ARE HER LYRICS NOT NICE, HER SONGS HAVE THE SAME RHYMES, WHICH MAKES THE SONGS BLEND IN WITH EACH OTHER EVEN MORE. TAYLOR SWIFT IS OVERRATED. AN ASTOUNDING 53% OF PEOPLE IN THE US ARE FANS, AND ONLY 47% ARE NOT FANS. SWIFT IS VERY POPULAR, BUT SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS AMOUNT OF POPULARITY. HER SONGS ARE ABOUT HER DISSING HER EXES, GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WHY IT WAS THEIR FAULT. THE FAMOUS LYRICS “SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS, I WEAR T-SHIRTS, SHE’S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I’M ON THE BLEACHERS' ' IS VERY “PICK ME' '. IT’S LIKE SHE IS SAYING HOW SHE IS DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS AND THAT BOYS SHOULD PICK HER AS THEIR GIRLFRIEND. ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THIS CAN BE FOUND EARLIER IN THE SONG “YOU'RE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S UPSET. SHE'S GOING OFF ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU SAID ' 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T GET YOUR HUMOR LIKE I DO” ALSO, THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ANYTHING TAYLOR SWIFT DOES. ON ONE WEBSITE, IT SAYS “SWIFT IS AN OVERRATED SINGER WHO CREATES POP SONGS LIKE EVERY OTHER ARTIST. SWIFT IS NOT AS EXTRAORDINARY AS FANS CLAIM HER TO BE. SHE SINGS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER SAD GIRL ARTIST. HER MUSIC SOUNDS DULL AND CAN DRAG ON FOR A BIT ESPECIALLY IN HER NEWEST TWO ALBUMS. HER VOCALS DO NOT IMPRESS ME COMPARED TO OTHER POPULAR ARTISTS LIKE ARIANA GRANDE, KELLY CLARKSON OR ADELE.” ALSO, SHE ONLY SINGS “SAD GIRL” SONGS. AND, SHE ISN’T EVEN PARTICULARLY GOOD AT THEM. LISTENING TO HER SONGS FEELS LIKE YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE AND WATCHING THE PAIN SHE IS EXPERIENCING. OTHER SINGERS MAKE IT FEEL LIKE YOU ARE EXPERIENCING PAIN WITH THEM. ALSO, ACCORDING TO CARBONMARKETWATCH.ORG, “HER PRIVATE JET USAGE AMOUNTED TO AN ESTIMATED 8,300 TONNES OF CARBON EMISSIONS IN 2022 – THAT'S ABOUT 1,800 TIMES THE AVERAGE HUMAN'S ANNUAL EMISSIONS, OR 576 TIMES THAT OF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN AND ABOUT 1,000 TIMES THAT OF THE AVERAGE EUROPEAN.” TO SAY THAT THIS IS A BIG CARBON FOOTPRINT WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT. SHE IS THE CELEBRITY WITH THE LARGEST CARBON FOOTPRINT. 21 YEAR OLD JACK SWEENEY IS IN A LEGAL BATTLE WITH THE SINGER AFTER REVEALING HER CARBON FOOTPRINT. BY GOING TO HER CONCERTS AND PAYING FOR THIS BY BUYING TICKETS, YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO TAYLOR SWIFT’S CARBON FOOTPRINT. YOU ARE ALSO EMITTING CO2 IN THE ATMOSPHERE BY DRIVING TO THE CONCERT. TAYLOR SWIFT IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. NO MATTER HOW BAD TAYLOR SWIFT’S SONGS ARE, GIRLS WILL ALWAYS BE “LOYAL” AND NEVER STOP LISTENING. THIS IS BECAUSE SHE ONLY MADE GOOD SONGS A WHILE AGO, AND THOSE SONGS WERE DECENTLY GOOD BUT NOW THE SONGS ARE BAD AND PEOPLE DO NOT CARE BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST THINK ALL OF HER SONGS ARE GOOD. IF THEY LISTENED TO OTHER MUSICIANS LIKE AJR OR GROOVYDOMINOES52, THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT TAYLOR SWIFT’S SONGS ARE BAD. HER FANS THEMSELVES ARE ALSO BAD. ON GRCSMOKESIGNALS.NET, A STUDENT SAYS “THEY REMIND ME OF THOSE THROBBING SPIKE THINGIES IN MONSTERS UNIVERSITY THAT RELEASE A TOXIC CHEMICAL WHEN TOUCHED. ONE OF THE WORST THINGS ABOUT THEM IS THAT THEY THINK THEIR OPINION IS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE’S. THEY LITERALLY PRAISE TAYLOR LIKE SHE’S SOME GOD THAT CAN DO NO WRONG AND SAY THAT NOBODY ELSE IS CLOSE TO BEING AS GOOD AS HER.” THEY ALSO ARE MEAN TO ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME OPINION ABOUT SWIFT. ON SUN NEWS DAILY.COM, IT SAYS “SWIFT’S POPULARITY IS BASED ON BASHING HER EXES THROUGH HER MUSIC. WHEN HER FANS DISCOVER THE MAN SHE’S WRITTEN THE SONG ABOUT, THEY GO AFTER HIM AND IT COULD HARM HIS REPUTATION. NO, NOT ALL OF HER SONGS ARE ABOUT A MAN BUT A GOOD MAJORITY OF THEM ARE.” TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT BEING KIND. EVEN FUNNIER, SWIFT HAS PRAISED HER THEN-BOYFRIENDS THROUGH MUSIC, THEN A FEW YEARS LATER DISSED THEM. SHE IS 34 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED. SHE STILL HAS BOYFRIENDS. TAYLOR SWIFT WILL PROBABLY NOT MARRY TRAVIS KELCE, HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND, SO SHE WILL CHANGE BOYFRIENDS AGAIN AND AGAIN. THIS IS WRONG AND SOME HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS IS HOW SHE GETS IDEAS FOR HER SONGS, EXPENDING OTHERS FOR PERSONAL GAIN THROUGH PROFIT. ALSO, SOME FANS ARE GOING TOO FAR. ONE AUTHOR ON THE SAME WEBSITE SAYS THAT “SWIFT FANS HAVE TAKEN TICKETMASTER TO COURT IN DECEMBER FOR UNLAWFUL CONDUCT IN HER TOUR SALES. FANS WERE UPSET WITH TICKETMASTER WHEN PRE-SALE TICKETS WERE RELEASED IN NOVEMBER. ONCE TICKETS STARTED SELLING, OUTAGES STARTED HAPPENING AND FANS WERE OUTRAGED WHEN THEY COULDN’T SECURE A TICKET.” TICKETMASTER IS THE COMPANY THAT SELLS TAYLOR SWIFT’S CONCERT TICKETS. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIKE A SINGER, IT IS WRONG TO SUE A COMPANY BECAUSE OF IT. YOU MIGHT ARGUE THAT NOT EVERY FAN IS LIKE THAT. BUT, OTHER FANS HAVE ALSO DONE WRONG THINGS. ONE TAYLOR SWIFT FAN POSTED A TIKTOK OF HERSELF TRESPASSING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT’S OLD HOUSE. PEOPLE ARE BREAKING THE LAW BECAUSE OF THIS FANDOM. THE NUMBER OF THESE FANS IS ALSO TOO HIGH. A LESS EXTREME EXAMPLE OF THIS IS PEOPLE WRITING THE NUMBER 13 ON THEIR HANDS BECAUSE SWIFT DID IT IN HER EARLIER SHOWS, AND BECAUSE IT IS SWIFT'S LUCKY NUMBER. STILL, PEOPLE ARE CHANGING THE WAY THEY LOOK BECAUSE OF THIS. EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE DOING THIS WILLINGLY, THIS IS STILL BAD. OFTEN THEY USE PERMANENT MARKERS, WHICH DO NOT WASH OFF EASILY. PEOPLE COULD BE STUCK WITH THIS FOR WEEKS. IN MRS.MORGAN’S CLASS ALONE, 5 PEOPLE OUT OF 17 ARE “SWIFTIES”. THIS RATIO IS A LITTLE HIGH IF YOU HAVE READ THE EVIDENCE AGAINST HER EARLIER IN THE ESSAY. I CANNOT EXPLAIN HERE WHY SWIFT IS SO POPULAR BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW. AND, IF YOU THINK IT’S JUST ME WHO HATES TAYLOR SWIFT, YOU ARE WRONG. MY FRIENDS HATE HER TOO. ALSO, WHILE RESEARCHING THIS ESSAY, (AT HOME) I CAME ACROSS SEVERAL YOUTUBE CHANNELS WHO SAID IN THEIR VIDEOS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT’S MUSIC IS “MID”. BEING A “SWIFTIE” OR A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN IS BAD. SWIFTIES FOLLOW TAYLOR SWIFT EVERYWHERE, THEY SING HER SONGS, THEY READ EVERYTHING THEY CAN ABOUT HER, AND THEY ARE FANS OF FOOTBALL AND TRAVIS KELCE JUST BECAUSE OF HER. THIS IS VERY TIME-CONSUMING, AND YOU COULD BE DOING MANY PRODUCTIVE THINGS INSTEAD OF THIS. ACCORDING TO ANOTHER STUDENT ON GRCSMOKESIGNALS.NET ON HER SONGS AND HER BOYFRIENDS, HE SAYS “IN ALMOST EVERY NEW SONG SHE RAMBLES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW IT WAS THEIR FAULT, AND THAT SHE MISSES WHAT THEY HAVE AND IT’S MENTALLY DRAINING TO SIT THROUGH. HER LATEST ALBUM IS JUST A RE-RECORDED VERSION OF AN OLD ALBUM SHE RELEASED YEARS AGO.” ANOTHER WRITER SAYS ”AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU HAVE TO START ASKING WHAT SHE DOES DIFFERENTLY THAN OTHER ARTISTS TO HAVE PUSHED HER TO THIS LEVEL OF FAME. HER MUSIC IS NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER POP ARTIST OF TODAY.” ONE EXAMPLE OF THIS IS THE ERAS TOUR. ACCORDING TO ONE WRITER ON SUNNEWSDAILY.COM, “HER FANS ON SOCIAL MEDIA WENT CRAZY WHEN THE TOUR WAS ANNOUNCED, AND TICKETS STARTED DISAPPEARING BY THE SECOND. TICKETS TO A SWIFT CONCERT ARE SOME OF THE MOST COSTLY AND IN-DEMAND TICKETS ON THE CONCERT MARKET RIGHT NOW. FOR HER UPCOMING PERFORMANCE IN TEXAS, FLOOR SEATS ARE STARTING AT $1,706. WHO HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY FOR A CONCERT? SOME CONCERT GOERS ARE PAYING UP TO $5,000 FOR FLOOR SEATS.” NOT ONLY THAT, STUDIES HAVE BOLDLY STATED THAT CELEBRITY OBSESSED PEOPLE ARE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN REGULAR PEOPLE. TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ARE JUST NOT WORTH LISTENING TO. SONGS ARE THE WHOLE POINT OF A SINGER, NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS THEY ARE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE A “SWIFTIE”. ALSO, NOT EVERYONE LIKES TAYLOR SWIFT. ON ONE NEWS NETWORK, 12 PEOPLE TOOK A VOTE ON WHETHER TAYLOR SWIFT WAS OVERRATED. ACCORDING TO ONE ARTICLE, “DE GIORGIO THEN CROSSED TO THE JURY, COMPOSED OF FIVE WOMEN AND SEVEN MEN. THEY DELIBERATED AND THE MAJORITY - 10 OF THE 12 - SAID SWIFT WAS "OVERRATED".” ALSO, ON ONE POLL ON KIDZTALK.COM WHICH HAD 14 PEOPLE VOTING ON WHETHER SWIFT WAS OVERRATED, 12 PEOPLE VOTED THAT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS OVERRATED, WHILE ONLY 2 VOTED THAT SHE WAS NOT. AND EVEN THOUGH MRS.MORGAN’S CLASS HAS 5 “SWIFTIES”, THAT STILL LEAVES 12 THAT ARE NOT. IT’S NOT LIKE ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE LIKES TAYLOR SWIFT. SOME PEOPLE WOULD ARGUE THAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS A GOOD SINGER. BUT, I DISAGREE BECAUSE THIS ARGUMENT IS ILLOGICAL. HER SONGS USED TO BE DECENT, BUT NOW THEY ARE JUST A PAIN TO LISTEN TO. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO HYPED AND HAS SO MANY FANS. THOSE PEOPLE WOULD ALSO SAY THAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS A NICE PERSON IN REAL LIFE, BUT MOST FANS WILL NEVER MEET HER. THEREFORE, THIS DOES NOT MATTER MUCH. THE FACT THAT SHE IS NICE DOES MAKE HER HAVE MORE FANS. STUDIES SHOW THAT PEOPLE LIKE NICE PEOPLE BETTER. THIS MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO BE A “SWIFTIE”.STILL, SONGS ARE THE MAIN THING YOU LOOK AT WHEN YOU RANK SINGERS, AND TAYLOR SWIFT’S SONGS ARE JUST BAD. ALL THESE REASONS ARE WHY TAYLOR SWIFT IS OVERRATED. HOPEFULLY, MORE PEOPLE WILL STOP LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT’S TRACKS, AND STOP BEING “SWIFTIES”. I HOPE I HAVE CONVINCED YOU THAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS BAD, AND THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE A “SWIFTIE”. ALSO, THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT SWIFT’S SONGS. THANK YOU FOR SITTING THROUGH ALL THIS. NOW GO HELP SPREAD THE WORD. P.S. THIS MIGHT COME AS A SURPRISE, BUT I DISLIKE TAYLOR SWIFT. P.P.S. IF ANYONE STILL LIKES TS AFTER READING THIS, I WILL FIND YOU.