no additional context, go nuts, rp with each other, I may join in

AA good by megamind

(I have a problem. It seems I'm obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist. Oh well, the show must go on.)

*He stood, unfazed, as the wind being circulated by the happenings above him caused his coat to flap all over the place. He scoffed and walked towards the base of the tower.*

*Then, the whole world goes to shit as reality ceases formatting.*

"Hmph. This isn't how reality ends. Something is going to happen... now."

*Nothing happens.*

"Huh. Maybe I was wrong..."

*He checked his pocketwatch.*

"No, it's not supposed to end today... but what has equal mass to the entire planet?"

*silence*

*He snapped.*

"Bingo!"

*He clapped his hands together and placed them on the ground. Reality began to reform around him.*

(He's using an uninhabited planet that's about to die for the transmutation.*

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elden ring dragnoc: ..i think i'll just let malenia handle this one-

*You suddenly get panned in the face by a rock Megamind threw at you, before he gets his ass slapped to hell by Megaman, who is promptly killed by Mario, before being obliterated by Master Chief, who now is having to fight off Doomguy-*

*he heals with his dragon communion seal* ..da fu-

*More chaos as Metro City becomes a warzone. A literal nuke flies towards Godzilla while Batman is twerking on the F**KING JOKER WHILE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ARE FIGHTING LITERAL TOILETS?! WHAT THE FU-*

..yeah no ima just- *teleports to the roundtable hold site of grace*

*Even there's not safe, as Army Men and LEGO kill each other over a f**king coffee machine*

..*he destroys them all with the AoW wave of gold, and all the other tarnished there start spamming op AoWs and sorceries and incantations at them*

*Then, the whole f**king planet gets sucked into the Sun-turned black hole. Great.*

*the elden beast get's fed up with the BS and reverts everything back to normal and restores order*

*Except, that doesn't happen. The Elden Beast ends up un-existing in it's attempt to restore order.*

Aiden: *shoots megamind*

*He dodges, and fires back with his De-hydration gun, turning you into an in-animate cube.*
"The thing about bad guys? They always LOSE!"

*the cube is still there*

X: who wants to fight me!!!

*Megamind suddenly backhands your ass to the second dimension with his Spider-Bot.*

X: bruh

*He laughs "evilly", as he begins fighting Metro Man again.*

X: man you don't just slap me and get away with it *summons a giant fireball*

*The fireball gets de-hydrated(WHAT).*

*it's too big to get dehydrated*

(f**k your logic)
*The fireball turns into an in-animate cube.*

X: *charges up an attack*

*You get backhanded by Tighten, who tries to kill Metro Man, but fails in doing so as he's backhanded himself.*

X: *charges up the attack on the ground*

here's your damn presentation

*They both look at you, disgusted.*
Megamind: Can you not?

what you said presentation anyways into the aether I go *gone*

Tighten: What just...happened?
Megamind: Personally, I don't know-
Roxxane: Can we just get back to the plot?

"Lol, Titan is going to get his arse kicked"

Tighten: "What did you say about me-"
He gets his ass backhanded by Metro Man, who is crushed by a single lemon, which is vaporized by Megamind.

"BWAHAHAHAHA"

*You suddenly get punched in the face by a lemon, and cease to exist*

"A-"