I think Google is trying to tell me something... (PtS: t r u e)

There's no laws against the pokemon Batman

Batman, I can do whatever I want to it, there’s no laws against it!

I hope having a windmill that carves out a swastika as a PFP isn't a crime.

That's the issue.

Ik

And you still have it. Interesting.

Dw, I don’t support them or anything, I’ve always been more of a neutral type person.

Okay.

What did you search up for Google to show you that?

hello, i have came to tell you, VAPOREON COPYPASTA IS THE BEST!

I'm sorry, what?

porn

You're going straight to cursed comments.

yup

You are gonna be made fun of for that

idc, i have my opinions

Just checking, is that your opinion?

yes

he's got the right idea

well, coincidence of two psychos meeting; I think not

Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuϲk me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy
Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die

Here's a detailed dissection of why everything you said is wrong.

Vaporeon is way too small. The thing you're trying to do would cause internal tissue to tear, leading to internal bleeding and very quick death. It would also be able to absolutely destroy you with a well-aimed Water Gun, acting basically like a power washer to the lower intestine or face.
Acid Armour is not as nice as you think. It will cause inflammatory tissue, which is especially painful in more nerve dense areas of the human body. This can lead to urinary tract infection, blood issues and other not so fun things.
Lastly, baby-doll eyes will make you look like an absolute freak if it gets you actually aroused.