I think Google is trying to tell me something... (PtS: t r u e)

There's no laws against the pokemon Batman

Batman, I can do whatever I want to it, there’s no laws against it!

I hope having a windmill that carves out a swastika as a PFP isn't a crime.

That's the issue.

Ik

What did you search up for Google to show you that?

hello, i have came to tell you, VAPOREON COPYPASTA IS THE BEST!

I'm sorry, what?

porn

You're going straight to cursed comments.

yup

You are gonna be made fun of for that

idc, i have my opinions

Just checking, is that your opinion?

yes

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

he's got the right idea

So I was f**king my hamster like I usually do but I forgot to pull out. Cum was leaking from its eyes and mouth then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

well, coincidence of two psychos meeting; I think not

Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuϲk me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy
Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die