comment what you'd do

1: Sammich
2: Accept it as something normal that AI of this advanced state has adapted and learned expanded communicatory skills
3: Picnic scrub

Wondering what the hell was in that bowl of noodles

wtf do u mean

The only way I'm hearing a pokemon talk is either telepathy (which miraidon does not have) or somebody spiked my lunch.

that is not necessarily true. think of team rocket's meowth. he taught himself how to speak.

Beat me too it

You did not state this in the prompt. Therefore, I stand by my assessment, and will be headed to the nearest hospital.

hug

I would stare up at it and probably wonder how it learned how to talk

Prepare Mirai, today we challenge and defeat the last gym... WE RIDE AT DAWN!

Stuff it in a pokeball and take good care of it

As you should

i have that card

I would be like "ok" and hug it

Headpats

awww

Indeed

Give him a sandwich that he deserves

Challenge it to a "relaxing" game of monopoly with the homies.

hug it and give it a sandwhich

shoot it

I would just say it can call me by my real name not “master”

Punch myself, I'm not THAT lucky so I'd have to be asleep

give it a hug ask for consent to um stuff it in a pokeball