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God wasn't around before alcohol because you have to be drunk to buy this shit

God wasn't around before alcohol because you have to be drunk to buy this shit | DAD, WHAT IS HELL? HELL IS LIKE TIMEOUT EXCEPT IT LASTS FOR ETERNITY; BUT WHAT IF THE PERSON IS SORRY AND LEARNS TO STOP BEING NAUGHTY? THE TIMEOUT NEVER ENDS. IT GOES ON FOREVER. GROWING AND MATURING DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING; WOW, GOD IS A DICK; DON'T SAY THAT
SON, YOU'LL GET
PUT IN TIMEOUT | image tagged in father advice son | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
324 views 8 upvotes Made by Hannibal_Lecher 7 months ago in atheist
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1 up, 7mo
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0 ups, 6mo,
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they had a entire lifetime to change.
0 ups, 6mo,
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A blink of an eye, against eternity. Maybe god doesn't comprehend time scales.

I'd suggest that he's a sadistic bastard who sets us up to fail for his own sick amusement, but it's not my place to question his motivation. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
0 ups, 6mo
I just disproved you by blinking and not being dead
0 ups, 4mo
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    DAD, WHAT IS HELL? HELL IS LIKE TIMEOUT EXCEPT IT LASTS FOR ETERNITY; BUT WHAT IF THE PERSON IS SORRY AND LEARNS TO STOP BEING NAUGHTY? THE TIMEOUT NEVER ENDS. IT GOES ON FOREVER. GROWING AND MATURING DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING; WOW, GOD IS A DICK; DON'T SAY THAT SON, YOU'LL GET PUT IN TIMEOUT