I require validation

My line: I don't like sleeping alone, can I sleep with you?

My line: You're so cute, I wanna do push ups on you.

My line ,
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

As a computer nerd, that is funny AF

I thought it would be

Blue screen
Stopcode: HAD_***_TODAY

I must be in a museum because you are a work of art

My line: Are you homework cuz i wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night

i might not be able to make you blush i could make you mine

Hey are you a rocket ship,because your out of this world

usless terraria calmity fact. with the midas prime and a high damage gun paired with a certain acsessory that makes targets on your enemy to crit you can take down bosses in little number of shots