maybe you in math class the figure out how many miles it takes to get from the bottom of your head to the top.

I mean do I really know what to do? your foreheads big enough its probably got the secret to life written on along with it being shiny enough to reflect the answers of the paper that is right in front of you.

Bro uses his forehead as a mirror to help his friends cheat off his test 💀

exactly

that roast is almost as pathetic as piggy backing off of someone else's

like your hairline?

yeah. I have a cowlick in the front of my hair line, which makes styling it almost impossible.
most of the time it looks like this.

i have a double cowlick and a widows peak i cant be saying shit

Bro looks like he’s still in 2nd grade

is this due to the background, or do you just have no grasp on age?

background

its funny cuz i'm actually a sophmore

youre more forehead than humman

bro why does your hair look like a parabola

wtf is that

I wish to unsee

alright elon

Elon musk?

I meant mark zuckerberg

That photos like 3 years old

which one?

The one on the right

you look like teenage riddler

alright. riddle me this then; how much c*ck could a C^m sock suck if a c%m sock could suck C*ck

yes.

You look like a k-pop artist who eats nothing but acne medication

Lightskin ahh stare

photography secret:
off camera, Moses is standing with his arms spread.

That geo guesser guy but never knowing where the f**k u are

huh?

The rain bolt guy that’ll be like “oh this is northern Sweden” and guesses the exact road
You are him but you don’t know where tf you are

too lazy to roast atm, but seriously what's the deal with middle part hair? i think it's way too overrated, it usually doesn't look that good (the overabundance doesn't help) but it's at least one step above the "Tyler" broccoli hair

You built like Levi Ackerman

How in the world did your kindergarten buddy pressure you into… that?

what?

this isn't even a roast, it's just random

yeah, i usually don’t make sense, the kindergarten part was based off the backdrop

you look like Walt Jr from breaking bad

the jawline is crazy

The temu version maybe