Kion crybaby

babe….

I can draw better tears than that

This is a f**king comment... to some fat F**K on Imgflip named "Foxy501." Now, I'm tired of this fat F**K popping up in all of my f**king search engines when I'm looking for a F**KING workout clip! I don't give a F**K about the aftermath of ANY of you Foxy501 fans that feel sorry for this greasy f**k! You fat f**king disgusting:

Ass-smelling

Blob

Cheese-drinking

Crisco-bathing

Lard-gargling

Calorie-thieving

Cabbage-Patch Face having

Dr. Robotnik looking

WingStop eating

McDonalds gorging

T-Rex arm having

Non-vegetable eating

Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray

Wide load

Hungry-Hungry Hippo

Planet

Pretending to have a f**king thyroid problem

Whale slash Free Willy

Part bus

Yokozuna

Flubber

**blows up cheeks then exhales** Kirby

Salad dodger

Chair crusher

Butter ball

Go to subway but put everything on it

Michelin Man

Happy because Hostess is back in business motherf**ker!

I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat f**king people, especially fat f**ks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for absolutely nothing! While a bunch of sorry f**ks like yourself play into it! **does pull-ups** You don't like what the f**k I'm saying? Then F**K YOU!"

ratio

Who is cbat?

Who the f**k is cbat? I’m so sick of being left out of the joke. Who is this f**ker? Is this just one big goof on me? Are they even real? Who the f**k is sea bat? And more importantly, if they are real, why do they have musical sex for two years up their ass? What did this person do to make the entire internet hate them? Did they make an edgy joke? That’s probably it. They probably said “traps are gay” on twitter and hurt your wittle feewings. Seriously who the f**k are they? I get really irritated every time I see a post about them. Just the other day my dad said “cbat reddit two years” and I f**king lost it. My vision went blurry and I said “it’s cbatin time.” I bashed his head in with his lucky 9 iron. He always did love that thing more than me. So reddit, AITA?