“I heard this little one needs a friend”

Collector: step away from the inkling.

???: Why should I?
*Four is scared out of her mind and curls up in a ball*

Collector: tell just by your tone that you intend to do horrible things. Now BACK OFF.

*He pulls out his sword*

*The figure in golden armor pulls out their sword*
???: Nah! I don’t feel like it

*there is a flash of blue light and four is gone*

Collector: do you seriously think I'll let you harm innocent lives?

*The figure suddenly opens a portal to the realm of creation*
???: Funny thing, I can do that too

Collector: well unlike you, the crystal actually likes me.

*collector creates a portal to a different level of the realm of creation below their feet, it's a seemingly endless void*

*The figure quickly returns*
???: I am not going down that easily

*collector was behind him when he reappeared, and is about to cut off his head*

NOOO THE SCRUNKLY

Edgyhead: ...

Who are you?

What do you intend to do with the child?

???: I am [NO SPOILERS] and I just want to befriend her
*Four hugs Edgyhead’s leg*

Edgyhead: well Sir No Spoilers, the Red Angel would not trust such a person as yourself, and neither shall I. Lay a finger on the child and she will witness things that she will never forget.

thank the gods ^^

Me watching another innocent bean get traumatized for life:

No hate btw

Oh yea that reminds me

Milo-

Mother fu-

Guess what, for 10 whole minutes my pc uses 100% cpu just to start up all the programs

185: HEY F**KER! STEP AWAY FROM THE INKLING!

Atlas: ?

Four: Help meeeeeee

Atlas: *rushes over and takes her away from the figure to protect the child*