Most children sniffed by a President.
Highest saturation of human trafficking.
Most Cocaine found in Government Buildings.
Most Sex acts completed in Government Buildings.
Most Press Briefings where the WHPS had nothing.
Most falls by a sitting President.
Most words mumble-mashed up by a sitting President.
Lowest levels of Strategic Oil Reserves in US History.
Highest count of falling asleep during ceremonies.
Only President to quadruple Toxic Waste by-products.
Most moments of shaking the hand of someone who wasn't there.
Only Psychic President known to date - he speaks to dead politicians after all.
Only President to ask where a dead person was at during an event.
Highest Watch checking count of any President.
