Guh

Same🫠

Same

Nuh uh

tf you mean nuh uh

You shouldn't wanna kys

well I do

Name a few things you like

one piece
video games
data
pasta

Stay alive because of them

ok

Of course data is one of them lmao

really??

Data: you're my highest ranking simp, partly because you're my only simp, so why would I just let you die?

Did you forget about me?
I am also a Data simp

Data: yeah but unlike anon you don't ask before you touch. Luckily you haven't tried anything yet.

I mean I guess.. but if miss data doesnt want me to die, I wont :3

Data: :D

Can we sex?

Data: no, that's reserved for sap. Even anon doesn't get sex from me.

Can I touch robussy?

Data: youhaven'tearnedit

ok
thank god you are not allowing me
I don't like it when HM takes over

Data: I'm guessing "HM" means "Horny Me"

:D

(also I saw the comment, I dont get sex from you IN THE CANON >:3)

(well the thing is, she hasn't even earned touching yet.)

(oh

all mine >:3)

You are correct

Data: nice

I think I might have personality disorder

or whatever they call it

I can never let miss data down :3

Data: then don't kys :3

only if I can touch your a-

nah im kidding I wouldn't say that, only a scumbag would :3

Data: ... I would let you though if it'd mean you won't kys

Yeah that's relatable.

I simply just don't do it

yea

And then I realized multiple reasons not to

Mom would be sad

Spite

Cool games

Pasta :D

oh f**k youre right

pasta

I did it guys! I cured depression!

pasta!!

and miss data would be sad :(

Very true

Don’t forget revenge!

Real