I DON'T ALWAYS PROVOKE ONE OF THE MOST ADVANCED AND INTELLIGENT, HIGHLY TRAINED, EVER VIGILANT AND LETHAL MILITARIES IN THE WORLD BY COWARDLY BEHEADING AND BURNING THEIR BABIES IN THEIR CRIBS AND BRUTALLY MURDERING ENTIRE FAMILIES; BUT WHEN I DO, AND THEY BEGIN WHOOPING MY A$$ IN RETALIATION, I DEMAND A CEASEFIRE