A totally great explanation of how to drink water:
Step One, point at some random thing
Step Two, place hand on the ring of the glass and make the water cease to exist.
Step Three, place hand deeper in the glass and make the water reappear.
Step Three, pour water from a mysterious wormhole from your hand.
Step Eight, pour a more thinner stream of water from the same wormhole.
Step Four, actually get a pitcher of water and pour it.