I might be up for another hour, but if not I'll reply tomorrow. GN in advance.

Sap: W-Wha

Data: oke

*Steps out*

Sap: :3

Data: :3

Sap: Want me to kiss you? :3

Data: sure :D

Sap: *kisses her on her screen* :3
(FIRST KISS ?)

*after he takes his face off her screen he notices she's displaying this on it while trying not to laugh*

Sap: *embarrassed* W-What?.. DATA!!!!

Data: PFFT- HAHAHAHAHA

*She takes a second to stop laughing*

Data: you should've seen the look on your face! ... I know that was our first kiss but I just couldn't resist doing that.

Sap: >:I

*the pillow is just sitting there*

*out of the corner of his eye SAP sees a familiar silhouette*

Sap: Huh? *Turns to the silhouette*

*it's gone but there is a small thud in the closet*

Sap: mmh... *he walks to the pillow*
Data is sure dumb. She lets people make body pillows of her

Data: *angy but doesn't say anything*

Sap: Oh well. Data is Data. I love her anyways
*he puts a blanket on the pillow, treating it as if it was data*

Data: aww-
*She covers the mouth on her screen, realizing she just f*cked up*

Sap: *turns around* Huh? ... strange

*he kisses the pillow on data's cheek and starts to walk away*

Data: ]:/

*She knows sap is pretending*

Sap: *looks directly at the closet* *walks to it*

Data: ... Wanna try again? ;3

Sap: *blushes* ... i dont trust you >:I
But okay.
*He kisses her screen again*

*when he takes his face off her screen this time he sees her attempt to replicate a kissing face*

*he laughs a little*
Sap: Hehe :3

Data: :3

Sap: It's quite uncomfortable to kiss a flat screen. But I've never kissed anyone before so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Data: at least it's better than this

*Creepy mouth*

Sap: Y-Yeah *voice trembles a bit*
(Why do i have a feeling you will draw this?)

*she closes it*

(I was thinking of drawing data taunting sap with the pillow :/)

Sap: :3

Data: o-o

*opens it*
Sap: :3

Data: ... Hi :3

Sap: Hi :3

Data: ... Did you notice me before I accidentally said "aww" or did I mess up before that

Sap: i only noticed you when you said "aww".
Why you in my closet anyways

Data: I wanted to see your reaction to the pillow

Sap: Welp you got it.
Wished it was you being kissed? mmmh?

Data: maybe ;3

Sap: Maybe I can kiss you now :3

...but get out of my closet pls

Gingerbread Man: *Sigh* JONATHAN!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!?!

The pillow: *exists*

killmote grabs it and filings it up into the air to shoot it so she can train up on hitting airborne targets

Phantasm: *throws it away* How the f**k did this horny f**king C**T get in my house??

Data pillow: *exists*

I uhhhhh can explain

X-icutioner: what is ...this???

It looks... kind of adorable.

I wonder who gave this to me...

Data pillow: *exists*

X-icutioner: Data?
Did you put this here?

Data: *hiding*

Pillow: *still existing*

X-icutioner: Data? Are you in there? *he gently peels open the pillow*

X: Data... *stomps the ground so hard that she falls out of her hiding spot*

Data: *not in the window*

*you mean pillow?*

*I misread that*

*Not in the pillow*