AI generate unfortunately wouldn't do the other one but I was able to get this one

I hate it when my dog melts. Does anybody know what to do about it?

drink the dog

Dog smoothie

If you think about it, your drinking your dogs blood. DAILY LIFE OF A CHINES-

But I love it when Jesus rides a velociraptor…

One time I saw “I hate it when a llama named Carl stabs me 57 times in the back”

CAAARLLL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE (search llamas with hats episode one on YouTube and you'll get the reference)

bro its actually bad i just searched "i hate it when" and so much weird ass shit popped up one being when my dog melts

also one was "adolf steals my nutella"

"i hate it when i'm on the treadmill and accidentally" WHAT IS THE REMAINDER OF THIS SENTENCE GOOGLE WE NEED ANSWERS

how does anyone accidentally make a jeep

"I hate it when I accidentally a coke bottle"
Makes total sense.

i hate it when i accidently built a jeep