Yeah, but to be fair, they donate their millions to God.
Turns out Heaven is getting a little old and is in need of some much needed repair, hence why nobody's been allowed in there yet. Except for Jesus and that thief guy that got hung with him.
"IRONICALLY, THE ONE INDUSTRY IN AMERICA THAT PAYS VIRTUALLY NO BUSINESS TAX IS THE GREEN ENERGY COLOSSUS. WHY DON'T WE START WITH MAKING THEM PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE, WHICH CLEARLY ISN'T ZERO?" —STEPHEN MOORE