LAUREN PLUSHIE !!

this is very intriguing.

she

IT'S REAL?, WTF?1??

yeah lmao

even i am mindblown

HOLY SHIT!!!!

LA REN 🥰

I LOVE HER

ME TOO

BRING HER TO HER SON

I WILL

YES

her hair is like a fourth of her body weight 😭

HAHAH

You really got the "ladies one at a time" Mario bedroom

i'm not even sad about being single, it just hurt coming from a friend

NO IM SORRY I WAS JUST
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS JUST
DANGIT I MESSED UP

IM OK JUST A BIT SURPRISED

ok ok I'm calm now

hey hey i didn't take it personally or anything i'm just a bit shocked that you of all people said that to me

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY NOT HURTFUL

not that there are many people who want me anyway lmao

Dw bro if you want someone you'll get someone
If not that's fine too

same lol
i actually would prefer being single forever, i have a super basic bed though

LMAO

but ngl that joke was kinda uncalled for
like i just showed you my plushies and you were just "haha you're single"

Wait no I'm sorry

i don't want a partner for a while.

Im just kidding it's a joke I didn't come up with it
But that's fine bro

AWWW

Mother and son

This is amazing

well ok if i'm being honest i'm just a bit hurt
it kinda felt like you were making fun of my sexuality

I wasn't I wasn't trying to I swear
You're alright

i know you'd never do that but i still feel that way just a little bit

Alright that's fair
It'll fade
Just know that's not what I intended

sorry i kinda freaked out on you

It's fine
I'm sorry I went crazy
I just feel so ashamed when I upset you in an easily avoidable way

i feel like i was a bit oversensitive

I feel like I was a bit shortsighted

i'm feeling better though i think
just please don't make that kind of joke again there was just something about it that hit me where it hurts

I'm not im never making another sexuality joke ever again

woah hey i didn't mean it that seriously

Ik but to be fair
I don't really have any others

it's just
like
imagine being in my place
imagine you're the bisexual one and i'm just out of nowhere "wow you're bi and STILL single? that's pathetic lmao"

I didn't mean to make you feel bad
To say it again, I didn't come up with that meme
I don't know who did but I didn't

i know i just can't seem to let go
it just kinda hit me in a way i wasn't ready for

I'm sorry
It'll take time and that's fair but I hope you'll fully forgive me eventually

i forgive you i'm just still kinda hurt

I'm sorry for hurting you
But pain stops eventually

i'll feel better
i'm sorry for being so sensitive

No, this is reasonable

still, i'm sorry for blowing this so out of proportion and being such a baby

what great friends! 😊

hush

YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED GRAAAAAHHHHH

No, you're not a baby
I'd be hurt if I were you too