their canon heights (splendor’s short as hell frfr)

Saike: HEY 5’6 ISNT SMALL

Splendor: Let’s be real, we’re pretty small

Saike: NO

Splendor: There’s still people shorter than us

Data, who is 5'2: believe me. It is.

Saike: *headpats in 5’5*

Data: *angy in 5'2*

Saike: Chihehe

Splendor is still taller than me

i’m also 5’5”, so i’m taller than you

WHY MUST I BE CURSED TO BE SMOL

Traveler: Im taller than all of you

Supernova: You’re lucky Interitus is dead, he was 9 feet tall

Traveler: You're lucky my father is dead, he was 10 feet tall

Splendor: He was two times my size, damn

Traveler: And he probably was three times as much powerful.

Splendor: You doubt the power of the Lord?

Traveler: It's kind of hard to imagine something that could do anything remotely close to what he did *grabs a tablet and shows him a vid, the vid shows a gigantic beam of pure apocalyptic energy*

Splendor: Ok

Traveler: But wait....

Urh.
Wait.
Out of rp. My story was 10 years in the future so that Devilish could make a story that would explain how he got his creation powers back...
I may just ask him something just so we can say that Hee's finally dead.

Anyways back to rp
Traveler: Apart from what me and Collector did *shows a vid of a gigantic beam of blue and white*

Splendor: …you shouldn’t try to estimate the power of the one who created reality itself

Traveler: Can God go from universe to universe?

Splendor: Yes, but I don’t want to have a debate on what he can and can’t do

Traveler: Can he go from a multiverse to another multiverse?

Splendor: Yes, but please just leave me alone about this

Traveler: Can he travel from one Reality to another? No, because I'm the only being capable of doing so

Splendor: *groan*

Traveler: That's the truth! :D

Splendor: Get out

Inkmatas: *Cries in 5’2*

Splendor: Oh.
At least we’re all together on the fact that we’re all short

Splendor: There’s no reason to be ashamed of being short, i’m only 5’5”

Inkmatas: Lucky, I’m only 3 inches smaller than you

Splendor: That’s still taller than a lot of people

Calais, holding Seven adorably: Me and her are 5 inches shorter than you

Splendor: Being tall isn’t necessarily a good thing, i’m still very short and I like my life

Seven: What’s wrong with height?
Calais: She’s too innocent…

Splendor: What do you mean

Seven: we are all born tall or short so what’s wrong with size?

Calais: Let’s keep her innocent

Splendor: There’s nothing wrong with size

*whisper to Calais* what do you mean innocent

Calais, whispering back: She doesn’t know that people are shamed for their height

Protos: i feel bad for the short beings, I'm like 6 foot 4

Splendor: T_T

Protos: i would pat you on the back, but i rather not have my radiation alter your DNA

Splendor: DNA? I am an angel, I am made out of pure divine energy, not cells