"What does smash mean?" (fun fact: she is unfortunately as attractive as Peyton, so...)

Maddi: "HUH?!"

... (Lmao, her name is close to my nickname [My nickname is Maddie])

Maddi: :(

Sorry

Matt: it means they want to have sexual intercourse with you.

(He did not sugarcoat it)

Maddi: "...WHAT."

Matt: you heard me

Maddi: "I don't understand.

Matt: okay- *insert the explanation of sex here*

Maddi: "Can I commit mickey mouse creepypasta now?"

Matt: no. There's alot more innocence you're gonna lose here

Maddi: "Oh."

W. Huge w.

you what

:<

Data: before I tell you I need to know how innocent you are

Tori: "She never payed attention in Health."

Data: so she doesn't know anything about reproduction?

Tori: "She still believes in storks."

Maddi: *peaceful humming.*

Data: ... So should I tell her it's a way of calling someone pretty?

Tori: "Yes."

*data walks over to Maddi*

Data: hi

Maddi: "Hoi!"

Data: I heard you wanted to know what "smash" means

Maddi: "Yeah."

Data: to put it shortly, it's a way people call someone "pretty" on the Internet. They generally don't use it when talking to people IRL though

Maddi: "Oh, oki!"

*data walks back to Tori*

Data: there. Trauma avoided.

Tori: "Thank you."

Data: welcome :)

Umm
No

I meant to say she's slightly less attractive but I think it would have been too long

Anyway I've made a huge mistake :(