i want fun questions like lore-related or smth idk

Raft: "Uh... arson?"

Matt: Where did you come from? And how were you created?

401: Earth, but in a different timeline than yours where all the humans have died. As for you second question, when a man and a woman love each othe-

Matt: Oh okay- next question. Is there any significance to your existence? Like some prophecy or something?

401: ...yes--it's to commit genocide, basically...

Matt: Whats your current kill count?

401: I lost track

Matt: Thats concerning... What's the approximate amount?

401: i told you i forgot, but maybe around 600??

Matt: huh that's neat. anyways what else do you do other than kill?

401: Be depressed

Matt: Thats concerning... isn't there anyone who makes you happy?

401: Inky does... but it's a bit of a rocky start right now

Matt: I see... well I hope you find happiness someday

401: Thank you

Data: what are those things on your head for?

401: They're back from when I was in 'the' army, they are a signal of rank. I was an elite, and even though it was a long time ago, they hurt to pull so..

Data: oh... I could help you get them off if you want

401: no, no, inky likes them...

Data: oh ok