>:D

hey babe are you a pizza, cuz uhh… …nevermind i forgot the pickup like (dementia rizz)

This is going to lead to something far worse I can tell

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You're crazy you know that?

Atlas: wow

(heeeeyyyyy im asking if you can draw something)

Data: *inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Atlas: *covers her ears*

*data falls and lies on the ground in fetal position*

Atlas: are you ok?

Data: n-no :'(

Atlas: I'm sorry...

Data: :(

Atlas: :(

Data: D-don't look at m-me...

(What is it)

Atlas: why not

(couldyoudrawatlaslikethis)

Data: somebody put a v-virus on me and now I look like an a-anime girl getting a compliment.

(Bruhhh)

Atlas: Really?

Your ears look cool

(idk I just dont wanna draw today

and I really like atlas in your artstyle)

*her screen turns more red and she covers part of it with her ear*

Data: ... I think I'm starting to understand what the virus is doing.

Atlas: what?

Data: it just WAY over-exaggerates emotions.

Atlas: do you have pain receptors?

Data: ... Yeah

Atlas: *punches her not too hard but still*

(realistically it'd probably be like 30% but I'll say it's 100% because funny)

I'm gonna run cyberpunk 2077 just to heat her up

Data: jokes on you I'm a powerful gaming PC >:3

But can she handle 12 Exabytes of r34 of herself? (Big /j, obviously)

Data: maybe ;3

(Also /j)

HUH?!??

I SAID IT'S /J

THE "maybe" IS FINE.

BUT THE ";3" IS WAYYYYYYYYY

WELL TF DID YOU EXPECT FROM DATA

Atlas: can I play starred valley on you?

Matt: Oh cool can I play tf2 on you?

F Ivan: `Ello

Eggs: aw... you adorable when you embarrassed...

Data: sh-shut up. Somebody managed to put a virus on me and now I'm overh-heating.

Eggs: even I knows that you just lying to cover up.

Data: touch me and you'll see I'm not lying.

Eggs: oke...
*boops her nose*

*it's burning hot*

Eggs: in more way than one too-
Just kiddin

Sap: Helo

Data: I've... kinda already finished. Mainly because of how much I've modified and improved my code after I was created, there's almost nothing I haven't touched.

Sap: Oh cool!

I never touched my code, i see it as the only thing i have left of my creator...

About that, I wanted to ask you something for a very long time

Data: what is it?

Sap: I would want your help....

I've never really told you about my creator, so I'll explain.

My creator was working on a project to create a portal to another reality, kind of like the backrooms.
He was successful, but his creation backfired, he was sucked and the portal closed.

So i would want to replicate the experiment

Data: do you mean like the digital space the reality thing sends stuff to or do you mean... Something else

Sap: As i said, like the backrooms.

But it's not the virtual world, it's very real

Data: hmm...

Sap: I want your help to replicate it.

But promise me it'll stay between us.
I've NEVER shared the experiment's blueprints with anyone

Data: oke

*he hands her a blue book*

*Inside contains all the info regarding this project, including it's name: "H.D.M.D.S. - 237-01-03"*

data: :D

*She's a little Shakey but slowly cooling down*

(tbh a small dude just casually holding a "dragon slayer" like greatsword is badass)

Sap: *just stands there, menacingly*

(wait how tall is he?)

*Data hugs him*

(About 5'1 but can change it

*Hugs her back*

(no it's good, especially since data is 5'2 without the ears)

Data: :3

Sap: :>

Can i show you my hobby?

Data: sure

*he stops hugging her*

Sap: When I'm bored i like to read my own code!

*A stash of novel sized books appears*

Sap: I've read 54 of them, but this isn't even a 10th!

Data: d a m n

Sap: Yeah, i discovered soo manu things! You should read your own code too! You can find out about secret things and functions your creator put inside you!

Data: uhh... Do you need to actually be IN my systems or could you just use a keyboard

Sap: I dont need a keyboard, i can create my own! I just need an access point

*data makes a USB port appear on the side of her head/screen*

*a holographic plug appears, he puts it in and starts typing*

(still sounds sus)

*Data watches what he's doing from inside her systems*

Sap: I located it! Now let's see

*He types a bit*

Sap: Welp, the good news is that I'll be able to take it out.
The bad news is that the effect may stay for a while after i remove it

*data displays this on her screen but it's slightly red because of the virus*

Sap: Okay!

*He types some things*

*Then suddenly, a red like blob shoots out of data's screen, and gets imprisoned in a blue box*

Sap: Done! If you want I'll destroy it

*she displays another image*

Sap: Oh ok

*His holographic keyboard dissapears*

*He turns around to face the virus*
*He stretches his neck and cracks his knuckles*

*Then a gigantic greatsword appears in his hand and he slams it on the virus*

*Red code flies up in the sky and dissipates*

Sap: :D

Data: h-hi.

Sap: What you doing?

Data: o-overheating because of a v-virus

Sap: Oh no!

Data: *looks embarrassed even though she's just annoyed*

Sap: :I

Data: anyway, I'm gonna go "ch-chill" in the freezer while I try to f-figure this out.

Sap: I could get it out

Data: go ahead.

Sap: *confused* How do I access your system? (God that sounds hella sus)