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Sap: Hello!
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Data: I'm curious, what would happen if this made a cliff, for example one that's 2 kilometers deep, and you dropped it down? Would it just seal itself underground since it can basically delete solid objects?
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Sap: It doesn't delete solid matter. This might get long and nerdy.

Basically code grabs atoms of anything in the way and brings them from the real world into the virtual world.
It doesn't delete, it just stores things in the same place but in the virtual world.

Also I made it intelligent enough to scan the entire 1x1x1 km area, so if it meets solid ground that spans for more than a kilometre, then it wont modify it.
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Data: oh, so it has a failsafe to keep it from falling endlessly like dropping a lightsaber pointing straight down
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Sap: Yep
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Data: cool
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Sap: So i can create any area! Might be useful if someone tries to rob me again
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Data: "again"?
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Sap: Yeah, people tried to rob me, but didn't get passed my automatic sniper turrets
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*data displays this image on her screen*
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Sap: Lol
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Data: hi
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Sap: How are you?
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Data: good
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Sap: I brought a cool device with me!
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Data: ooh
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Sap: It's called...

*He brings out a sphere with mechanical attachments*

A Reality Bender!

*He places it on the ground*

Sap: It makes hyper realistic scenes that replace whatever is around us.
And because i always have my secret line of code, which is the line of code that makes holograms real, everything you will see is 99% real!
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Data: so basically... it makes solid holograms?
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Sap: A bit more than that!

*He activates it. The entire surrounding becomes a desert*

Sap: Yeah! It works!
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*data kneels down and grabs a bit of sand*

Data: wait... I can't see the code?
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Sap: Yep! Micro-code, very useful.

It can also replicate the heat!
But it has a short radius, about 1km.
If you keep on walking, you'll just walk out of the hologram.

Also, any object, like a wall or a building, stops "existing" in a certain way.

Like Infront of us was a wall, well no more!
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Silhouette: A robot!
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Data: ye
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Silhouette: And a weird one at that… what kind are you?
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Data: the kind that has done maintenance on Dyson spheres
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Silhouette: Dyson sphe- I won’t question that. Who are you?
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Data: a Dyson sphere is a megastructure that harvests energy from stars. Also I'm data
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Silhouette: Pleased to meet you. They call me “The Masked Silhouette”. But you can name me as “Silhouette”.
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Data: oke
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Silhouette: It’s quite strange that you wear nothing but a jacket. I mean… I am “weird” too. I wear a thick skin/ jump suit, a mask to hide my identity, and I’m covered with a hooded jacket.
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Data: I don't even need the hoodie but I felt like I looked a little plain before :/

I refuse to wear pants though
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Silhouette: Goodness me… we truly are mysterious in our own ways.
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So you'll wake up in 8-7 hours
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Lay: heawo uh… dawa?
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Data: he belongs to my sister but ok

*She walks over to him*
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*the guy runs away*
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*data morphs her arm to be her blaster and electrocutes him*

Data: no. You're not getting out of this that easily.

*While he's on the ground she grabs him by the feet and starts dragging him back*
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Guy: SHIT! LET GO OF ME!
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Data: we had a f*cking deal, and you're gonna fulfill your end of it. And you're gonna take care of your daughter with that 2 million I hacked into your account.
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Guy: Thats not even my daughter jackass
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Data: but she said you were her dad...
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Guy: thats what she thinks
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Data: tell me where your bug sent the memories you piece of sh*t.
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Guy: to here

*holds up a memory stick*

but you dont deserve it, and I dont care if I die, he can just take over his body for me

*breaks it*
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Data: (to the girl) I recommend you go back inside
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Girl: uh…

Guy: What does that mean?
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Data: it means she doesn't need to hear what I'm about to say. Well, if I'm right that you're the one who did this.
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Girl: *leaves*

Guy: Did what?
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*data starts showing images of the bug and purple glitches on her screen*

Data: yesterday I found these in lay, my sister's cat. The bug was eating his memories to send them somewhere, and so far all the glitches have done is give him minor headaches. By analyzing the code of the bug I found that it came from here.
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Guy: Huh

You’re an idiot
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*data's LEDs flash red for a moment*

Data: ... Care to elaborate?
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*lay gets shot in the head with some sort of device and powers off*
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*data punches the guy in the face then rips the device off*
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*the guy comes back from the punch and kicks her in the chest*
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Data: (in head: oh God...) hi there, is there anyone else here?
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Girl: who’s you?
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Data: I'm data, something happened to my sister's cat and I think somebody here has something to do with it.
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Girl: wew my daddy and mommy awe hewe
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Data: can you take me to them?
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Girl: no… you stranger…
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Data: ... Can you take them to me then? I can wait here
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Girl: fine…

*runs off inside*
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Data: (whispering) if you burn down this house I'm gonna make you wait a LONG time to get those memories back. I came here to fix you, not to traumatize a little girl.
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Lay: oke

*the girl comes back with a guy*
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Data: just remember I brought you back for your daughter. Not you. Just tell me where the memories were being sent, and I'll leave.
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Guy: only... if you give $3,000,000
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Data: I BROUGHT YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD WHY DO I NEED TO PAY YOU

... Well, I did kill you to begin with. But still.
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Guy: ...or else he dies
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Data: ... 2,000,000?
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Guy: yes
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Data: check your bank account.
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Guy: *looks*
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*2,000,000*
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Guy: ..go see your cat
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*data grabs his head and slams it into the ground like ten times*
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*hes dead, with his skull bashed in since hes a normal human and shes a walking piece of metal*
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*data realizes what she's done and tries to fix him using her nanotech*
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*his f**king skull is broken*
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*he nanotech puts the fragments back together*
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*her
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*she bashed his head in, so hes just dead, it doesnt matter if she puts the body back together*
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*she's made of super advanced nanotech and the body is still fresh. Of course she can bring him back.*
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*fine, he comes back alive*
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Data: how do you feel, zombie hacker?
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Guy: ugh... wha..
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*she drops lay and takes a couple steps back*

Data: heh, I honestly feel bad for your daughter. It'll be awful when she figures out how much of a piece of sh*t you are.

*She grabs him and throws him off the porch*
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Guy: Ah!

*falls back*

Lay: Ugh…. wha hapen
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Data: this can end in two ways, hacker. Either you can fix him and not have to explain to your daughter why you're covered in bruises, or you can have several broken bones and I do it myself.
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Guy: Listen, you shouldn’t be worried about what I’m doing

*lay is starting to fuzz out*
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Data: lay, use the memory stick I gave you!
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Lay: o- oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*his leds flash different colours*
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Data: ]:/

*She walks over and plugs it in*
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*an actual bullet flies past her head and hits him right in the head*
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(oh oke)
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(... Hello?)
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(I just went sweater shopping)
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Data: YOU F*CKER

*she tackles him and he drops the gun*
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Guy: AH SHIT!
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Data: hi

(So... The memory thing is canon?)
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Lay: uh… how da memoree ting goin?

(Yea)
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Data: well I found where the bug came from. I'm guessing it's some hacker in his mom's basement. I also fed it some artificial memories to see what it does with them and they seem to be getting sent somewhere rather than deleted
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Lay: das seem good

hav u check da ip?
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Data: I've tried. pretty soon I'm gonna go where I think this came from and see if I can get some answers out of the basement dweller
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Lay: oki

mah hed huwt
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Data: that doesn't sound good. Lemme check your systems again
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Lay: awight

*when she goes in she sees some more purple glitch effects, but smaller*
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Data: *sigh* I'll make a more permanent solution to this. Hold on.

*She modifies the original bug to eat the purple glitches*
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*the glitch effects seem to be doing nothing but floating around*
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Data: ... Just plug this in if it feels like it's getting worse.

*She hands him the memory stick with the modified bug on it*
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Lay: oki



im scarred
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Data: wanna come with me to beat the sh*t out of whoever did this to you?
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Lay: ye
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*she picks him up*

Data: oke, let's go.
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Lay: :3
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data takes lay through a portal and it leads to a surprisingly nice looking house*

Data: uhh...
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Lay: why dew i hav da feelin to buwn it dowm
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Data: I think that means we're close.

*Data walks up to the house and knocks on the door*
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*a little girl opens it*
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*data looks at the fragments for a second*

Data: ... You only broke the plastic casing, dumbass.

*She slams his head on the ground, knocking him out.*
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*knocked out*
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*data removes the 2 million from his account, sets him on the porch, and takes lay and the memory stick back home*
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Lay: :P
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*data starts looking through the memory stick for Lay's memories*
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*theres only lays memories on it*
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Data: ... (In head: was he talking about uno? What did he mean when he said "he can just take over his body for me"?)

Data: ok lay, apparently your memories are the only thing on here. Are you ready?
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LaY: ye

I redy
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Data: ... I can tell by that capitalization something's off. I'm checking your systems first.
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shut up that was a spelling mistake
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