Heh

Bro did you walk on a m McDonald's? Your shoes are covered in grease

He greases his legs and shoes when he's nervous.

Damn he must be nervous all the time

Imagine having to put your name on a hat because you're so insignificant that no one will ever ask for your name but you're just desperate for people to say it so you can feel like you have some sort of recognition.

XD

Take off the hat, bet your forehead is rated E for enormous

It's a fivehead yo

Bro's only got one nut

Could have 3. Happens sometimes

when the product is fresher than the mascot

Preheat oven to 350° F

He looks like the human testes on my frying pan

he looks like he does sex for a living

That is a VERY revealing outfit. True true.

Outfit? I'm not sure a hat and a monocle count as an outfit

Plus gloves shoes and spats. Ready to go outfit.

Dude he's already been roasted

I'll start.