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Review of the Year; 5 Stars RIP; I am really struggling as to what to rate these
RIP VAN KETO WAFERS. On one hand, I could
give a 5 star because they were really good.
Amazing taste if you want a low carb, low sugar
snack after a meal or whatnot. They arrived quickly in good condition & honestly
the price was great compared to some other keto
snacks I looked at. First day they arrived I could
not wait to have my wafer cookie after supper. I
opted for the vanilla wafer, and it tasted so good! Finally, a snack that is low in sugar & tastes great! I work in an office with a lot of people. So, the
next day off to work I went. I had no pain or
discomfort, but I noticed that I could not take
two steps without letting out some gas. No big
deal. I got to work, and it got worse. If I moved
I farted. They were becoming more frequent,
louder and the stench was so bad people
started to ask if a sewer line was backed up.
There was a sewer line backed up. Mine. On the other hand, I could rate them a 1 star due
to the fact that I am only 53 years old, & I soiled
my shorts 3 times because of these delicious
wafers. I ordered vanilla and lemon. As a kid my
mom always bought the pink, yellow & chocolate
wafer cookies. I love them but they are all sugar.
So, I was so happy when I saw these. It was getting so bad that I couldn't make it to the
copy machine. So, I sat. And sat. And sat until the
big hand hit 12 & the little hand hit 5. I waited until
most people cleared out & began to walk to my
car. Again, I had no pain & no discomfort. I was
just a gas blowing machine with no end in sight. As the 2nd shift came to work & walked through
the office before I left I could hear everyone say,
“What is that smell.” It was rotten to the core &
the sad part is it was me. When I hit the outside
air I finally realized how rotten the stench was
because that fresh air never felt so good. So,
another day at the office and I have had bad
gas before, so I had not yet pinned it down to
the RIP wafers. So, on day 2 after supper, I broke into the lemon.
They tasted more amazing than the vanilla, so I
had two. Little did I know my life was about to
change the next day. My stomach hurt a little bit
but nothing terrible. In the morning I had to go to
the bathroom twice before I showered. I felt better
so I showered and off to work I went. I park a
ways away from the door because it is fall and the
mornings are crisp, and the walk is good. I got out of my vehicle and was halfway across
the parking lot to the door and I had a weird
sensation. I had just filled my pants. There was
no warning. No pregame. Nothing. I just kept
walking to the front door trying to think of my
next move. I reached to my backside to check,
and it felt like a baseball in my shorts. I went
straight to the restroom and got the large stall.
I cleaned & wiped & then buried my underwear
in the bottom of the trash. Whew. All good. I work in a large facility. I started to walk to my
desk, & it hit me again like a punch from Mike
Tyson. I filled my pants again but this time I had
no underwear on. I sat at my cubicle, & I was in
shock. My pants were full, & I was scared to get
up. What if it falls out of my pantleg? So, I sat on
that cow patty until lunch. I made it out safely &
got home once again, cleaned up & put on
new clothes. I felt good. I crapped my pants twice,
but I felt good & I never miss work, so I went back. I finished the day, went home, & had supper &
yep you guessed it. I had a wafer after supper.
Thank goodness the weekend was here. Sat.
came & I got up early to run to the gas station
& then I was going to go to the carwash. I
made it to the gas station & went inside to pay
& grab a few items. As I walked to the register,
it happened again. I stood there and the cashier
said, “Sir, are you okay?” I just stood there and
looked at her and said yes I will be fine, but I am
going to leave these items here because I need
to deal with an emergency. As I drove home I thought what has changed.
The light bulb went on and I thought could it be
those tasty little wafers. I consumed a large amt
of water to clean my guts out. After the third
filling of my pants, I knew it was them. I threw
them in the trash. The gas continued for the
weekend but by Monday I felt good and normal. I lost about 5 pounds so that was a good thing, too.
So, you decide for yourself. You can lose weight &
detox your system. I would advise you stay home
while you do so. Nobody was hurt & nobody knew
I was the broken sewer line at work. RIP wafers. I
shall never come near you again. I will give them a
five. Maybe it was just my system, & you might be
able to eat them freely without the hell I dealt with.
Best wishes. 592 people found this helpful
