The charismatic rich only happen in movies and comic books

You left off the fake billionaire diapered donnie... Sure i lost biggly in court, and yes, those are big fines, but would it be ok if i just paid like 10%, the only amount i can post with a bond? BAHHHH BAWWWW

To be fair Elon is also absent. I could have expanded the roster quite a bit.

I know sensible people are against body shaming but I contend this isn't that because charisma is as much about aesthetic beauty as it is decorum and exhibition of desirable social traits.