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*also calls a favor in from the cia*

Yes

hollup lemme eliminate that thing

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indeed

hey man whats up its me your friend from 2nd grade i recently found out your dad kissed my dad at the holiday party and im really trying to figure out what that means? like i know your mom and dad have an open relationship but my parents dont theyve always been monogomous and its really making me nervous about if my parents are going to split up over this. theyve been fighting for like two weeks now and im really scared. can you just please ask your mom for her chicken casserole recipe and also ask your dad if he's ever kissed any other guys i think my dad has been in love with your dad since that day cause i found his diary in his closet and hes written about your dad like a lot. anyway hit me up maybe we can play fortnite later. https://i.imgflip.com/8i04vb.jpg

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uh yeah dude its true actually that reminds me one time my dad told me a list of tales and ill share with your their morals moral number one was dont eat dog bone soup until you die and then the next moral was to use dog bones to pick your teeth after eating a delicious meal of dog flesh roasted in garlic and butter with a side of baked potato and some apple juice to drink and the fourth moral was to never trust a guy who has never eaten dog bone soup and also to never trust a chinese guy with white guy eyes and the seventh moral was that hes my dad and the eighth moral was that my dad is cool and the 30th moral was that ramen noodles are very cheap and filling and the 500th moral was that my dad is awesome and the 900th moral was that chinese guys are cool and the 1000th moral was yodelayhehoooooooo and the last moral my dad ever told me was to never kiss a guy at a holiday party and lets just say i DID NOT listen haha anyway hop on fortnite later https://i.imgflip.com/8i04vb.jpg

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