I am surprised one of his kids havent given him the money.
Where is Melania? How mad she must be that the only reason she married him, just disappeared.
MARY, MY FAVORITE NIECE, DO YOU HAVE HALF A BILLION DOLLARS YOU CAN LOAN YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE? HEY, UNCLE DONALD, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER?
