Everyone looking at you.

yes, i burned down 50 orphanages, and killed 5 cats, you guys now add how many crimes i committed

"Yeah I bought 500 watermelons, guys."

*proceeds to harlem shake out of there*

i wish. my name of birth is AUBIN! wtf did my parents choose that

Actually, for me, I get, like, one or two girls to glance awkwardly in my direction for a second or two, then we all start to blush slightly (that is, me and the few girls who gave a shit), before being rudely interrupted by the most annoying kid in school saying "OH MY GOD NO WAY" in the most obnoxious voice you've ever heard.

My classroom teacher made word cards with examples of usso we could write sentences in third grade- My sentence was "_____ Never Ate Spicy Hot Chips* to this day i knew that sentence was the exact oppisite of me lol

even though I have a foreign name, my teacher once created a quiz using all of our names

As someone with a foreign name, that has never ever happened before during my entire time in school

Why are they all girls

It's the only template of people staring at the camera in a classroom.

Yeah im just rich

the girl on the left ;)

"wait why does johnny have so many soaps in the first place"
"MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID WHY YOU WORRY ABOUT IT IT'S MY LIFE"