(They hate each other)

Autumn: but he so precious

Data: *exists*

Tres: ?

*data walks out and Astra gets a message saying the code will deactivate in 24 hours*

Astra: uno was just being a jerk, as usual. You don't have to worry.

Tres: ye… I hate him anyways… he’s annoying

*astra could give tres to data rn*

*nah, she's still pissed off about uno.*

(also rizu took quatros)

(quatros is the scared one, right?)

(yea)

*he just hates her*

*but why? Sure she stopped him from taking over Lay's body BUT she gave him his own*

*he has a reason*

Ove: what, you that mad you lost a card game?

Data: no. I'm mad about a cat NAMED uno.

Liam: I still believe I am the most intelligent android. Not that piece of metal

Data: there's a reason I said "one of"

Liam: *shrugs and walks away*

*Sap walks in*
Sap: Well, the reason why he has such a big ego, is kind of sad actually...

Data: go ahead, tell me.

It'll take a lot to make me feel bad for him.

Sap: He's like this because he can't find anyone else like him, he's the only one.
Im sure if there was just one other fifth grade android like him, he wouldn't be like this.
It's sad really, knowing you're the only one of your kind.

Data: ... Ok I guess I'm wrong

Sap: That's why he analyses the androids he finds

EC:

Uno: WELL WHATEVER HE DID YOU DESERVED >:(

Data: well you don't know what HE did. A long time ago he was a powerful warlord. He killed and enslaved BILLIONS of people. Collector told me to disarm his AI so he can't jump from one machine to another, but...

That's exactly what happened.

He took over my body, and used it to continue his conquest. And I was conscious the ENTIRE time. I had to watch everything he did.

Eventually he left my body for a "better" one, but all of the programs he used to keep me contained were still in my systems.

And I had to spend MONTHS to hack through the programs and take back my body. By deconstructing them I learned how to make my own, but that doesn't change how horrible he was.

Uno: ...wow he sucks

BUT YOU DESERVED IT

*she picks him up by the tail, and she is visibly shaking from anger*

Data: take that back before I paralyze you.

*Her lights turn red*

Uno: No! >:(

*code begins flashing across data's screen and uno can feel it getting harder to move*

Uno: ?

Data: you're NEVER gonna break through this.

*He can no longer move or speak*

Data: at least be happy you don't have to helplessly watch while another AI uses your body.

*Eggs-icutioner walks in after Data leaves, he sees Uno and picks him up, and shocks him so hard he restarts, then leaves, and when Data comes back she thinks that he actually managed to break through, causing Eggs to accidentally be the ultimate troll*

Uno: *basically dead*

(fixing a spelling mistake)

*data walks into Astra's room and tosses him on Astra's bed*

Astra: ... Why isn't he moving?

Data: I used reverse engineered code to teach him a lesson. He said I deserved everything EC did to me.

Astra: 0_0

Uno: F**K YOU

Data: F*CK YOU TOO🖕🖕

(omg imagine if astra gave uno to data that would be funny)

Uno: F**K YOU B*TCH 🖕🖕

Data: *displays an uno reverse on her screen and continues flipping him off*

Uno: >:(

IM THE BEST, YOU’RE THE WORST

Data: oh really? Why weren't you able to stop me from putting you in a memory stick then?

Uno: BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID TRICKS, DUMBASS TV

Data: listen here you little sh*t, I've hacked through things you couldn't even dream of.

Have you ever heard of Exotic Creator?

Uno: NO

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY

Data: well, he claims to be one of the smartest robots/AIs in the multiverse. And after what he did to me...

I think he's probably right.

Uno: BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID TRICKS, DUMBASS TV

Lol