You're basically saying dirt is dirty, because whenever you put it on something other than dirt, it makes it dirty, the dirt itself isn't dirty and water isn't wet; If the thing itself is touching itself, it has that property! Am I speaking f*cking Chinese! It has to be something else; WHY!!! BECAUSE IT CAN'T MAKE ITSELF, ITSELF!!! Y'all are really saying water ain't wet? YES!!!!! Y'all can't trick me with that sh*t, y'all out of your damn mind