Those things look so stupid. Who'd be dumb enough to pay good money for them?

They sold out within an hour...
Meanwhile Nike is laying off thousands of workers.
Might want to consider that you are not as in touch with the collective zeitgeist as you tell yourself you are.

Trumpanzees will buy anything their Golden Calf will sell them.

Someone's TDS is flaring up.
Bet you would feel better if you had a pair of golden sneakers...

I bet you'd feel better if you...never mind...