What I see in each salazzle I meet

I do not know what to say.

This dude simps for pokemon. He needs help

Yeah he is a pokephile: imgflip.com/i/8g7ux2

With your mother

Nah

And if I were a pokephile I would touch YOUNG Pokemon that just hatched. Which I know better than to do that.

Pokephilia means z00philia but with pokemon, no matter their age 😒😒

Still not a pokephile! I maybe make memes about them being sweet. But I would NEVER touch them without concent unless I need to give them first aid. Even then I will need their concent for me to apply first aid.

Dude your not suppose to be innapropriate with pokemon. Petting is one thing but that other stuff is innapropriate. Also many pokemon dont have lips or even mouths.

What tf is going through your brain that is makin' you think I touch them inn appropriately? I would never do that! I ain't a perv! I just apply first aid! Which is treatment before they hit the Pokemon centre!

So what is kissing their forehead inappropriate?

Actually most of them do

Not exactly. Reptile pokemon like Salazzle dont have fleshy mammalian lips. Shedinja is just a shell with no mouth. Metapod also has no mouth.

True but do you really expect a caccoon to have a mouth

я не покефил. если бы я был, я бы прикоснулся к молодому покемону, который только что вылупился. я просто люблю реширам. кроме того, что ты собираешься сделать, чтобы помешать мне показать свои мечты?

I'm not a pokefil. if I were, I'd touch a young Pokémon that just hatched. I just love reshiram. besides, what are you going to do to prevent me from showing my dreams?

Ok why would you touch a young Pokémon

There's nothin to say. I see a caring mother in every single salazzle I meet.

I think they’d care more about the female salandits than the males….

Not exactly they'd care for both genders

I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t care for the males, because they males don’t get cared for enough in the wild to be able to evolve

With all do respect, salazzle care for all her children. Male or female

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Bruh is into pokephilia 💀💀

Dear god

Just like your mother

She is not. Just wait until Batman finds out about this.

Lore wise....... I have to disagree

Yeah

Indeed

Meh. Salazzle maybe careless when it comes to everything else. But in my eyes they are just trying to care for their offsprings. And I admire them for that.

Fair enough

How's life treatin' you? :)

Eh

That's good. I convinced my math teacher to purchase UNO no mercy.

Ah

Have u heard of UNO no mercy?

yes

It's a pain eh?

Salazzles are not known for motherly skills. Their known for being power hungry females despetate for male salandits....

To me they have motherly skills. And they care about salandit to me at least.

Those salandit are not their children, they are their mates. Also there is no evidence of them caring for offspring.

Like I said before this is MY point of view.

mother salazzle

You realize male salandits cant evolve because Salazzles dont let them eat much right???

What's your evidence?

Pokedex entries...

Well to me that don't mean jack shit!

Yeah it does. That’s literally the official data