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wot

The saying "i'm not gay but 20 dollars are 20 dollar"

Basically means that you're straight but you would suck a dick for 20 dollars

oh wow-
i got a job so that's a no now

i wouldn't even do what i did 2 months ago for $20
and i did it for $10

You worked as a prostitute 2 months ago?

nooo

i took a dare 2 months ago for $10
and i wouldn't do it now that i actually make money

Oh ok

yeah basically someone poured pure pepper on a plate and poured a combination of every hot sauce in a mexican store on it

and i took a bite of that for $10