"And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a man to test the will and goodness of a free people.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a man who failed in; everything but theft and broken promises to live in a golden palace and convince the poor he serves their needs.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a; wicked man to lead the common folk with hatred and fear.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a corrupt man who is above the law and immune from; justice.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a man who will use violence to seize power. So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a man whose; followers will call black white, call evil good and call criminals hostages.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need his political party to obey without question and; the press fear his wrath.' So God made a dictator. God said, 'I need a cruel man who uses his power and position to punish and harm his opposition.' So God; made a dictator. God said, 'I need a man who breaks the faith of even his most godly followers and leads them to idolatry, place him above me.' So God made a; dictator. And then God said, 'I sent this man to test you and until you cast him down, you have failed.' So God made a dictator."