1471 announcement

thanks...

welx

I need a Valentine

I'm bi so it won't matter what gender you are

Um I'm straight so what gender are you?

Gmail

Nice gender

Male

Oh. Sorry but I'm not gay or bi

Hey man that's fine

You can tell by the picture of me at the science fair

I'll be it

sorry mate, am taken

That's okay I don't really want to online date anyway

k

Thanks but hopefully i get my cursh

I wish you luck

tyty

Nope

sorry

You to!

Ya

How did you get Alex as your valentine?

Wfym?

Like I’m generally curious

Lol Fralex has been canonically shipped in ES for a long time while you were away, and I'm pretty sure Alex may have actual feelings for frost

Frolex. Ship name. And geez, i missed so much!

Not me tho (I do not ship with anyone :p)

We’ll see.

nuh uh :p

We’ll see

Fralex actually

I thought you knew tho

No, but I like frolex. It sounds like Rolex!

Oh, yea it is kinda weird that the ship only has 2 letters from Frost and 4 from alex, can't remember who started the ship, I think it was either uni or sylc

an old friend who deleted

Yeah. I want to ship the others here!

Help I am scared of Liamsworlds

Y

He kiss me. I been traumatized

he'll kiss ya again

I’d prefer he didn’t. I’d literally be fine with everyone else

K

Nvm. I kiss him

oh wow

I ship sporko and colt

Yes

SHIP WITH ME, ANYONE BUT COLT OR YUMI

Oki

Ok!

UNNACEPTABLE

w h a t

He had it coming

Sorry bruv

What

AYO

So you liked it?

👉👈

You got a valentine?

You'd do it again wouldn't you?

Do what?

eat more burgah

I beeg. But no I don’t think so

There are frozen ones in the cooler I was going to lock you in, i'm not a monster :p

NOOOOO! NOT THE BUNGERS!

you can still eat em, they just got fur on it now

-nom nom-

aw cute he eatin

Maybe

Awww~ where?

It's in here take a look

Why would you put it in there silly~ -looks inside-

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN? -pushes-

-breaks the freezer-

AY, that's gonna cost Frost money >:c

I’m too fat for a freezer. I’m sorry frost!

dayum boi you eat too many hamburgas?

Yes

AUUUUUUU

Hey there~

Ya shocekd me >:c

Sowy. Where did I shock you?

yes

O-O

I’m sowy for shwocking ywou

its ok

Do you has anything for me?

hamburg :3

Bunger :3

!!!

-gives you bunger-

Thank you

Your welcome!

alright, WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING

Yay!

Get in da car

Okie

Good

Hmm

For me?

Yes for you -holds out flower-

Thank you. 👉👈

Sniff it

-sniff-

> Flower used Water Gun!
> It wasn't very effective

>Sporko used Thunder!
>It was super effective!

-Crashes into a mall-

What epw getting?

You'll see... >:)

-follows you-

This is the mall that Alex likes going to a lot

Muffins?

That does give me an idea but I'm going to save that for later -stops- wait here for a sec

Okie

Imma be right back -walks into a store-

-waits-

n o h

I ship you with, everyone!

NANI!!??!!??!??!!!?!!????

Except for me.

That's great and all but.........

I want to be left alone. Never to be shipped. Safe

Same, unfortunately-

bro

H e s h i p p e d m e >:3

fair enough

What?!

No homo

...

He had it coming tho

No!

HOW

LET GO OF ME

Tf

Ay' he started it

You thought you first kiss would be with Uni...
BUT IT WAS ME, KONO LIAM DA!

Wat. Me no kiss human

"Too bad"

-Frost

HEY I GOT THAT FOR U >:c

I know! -grabs bag and follows you out-

Okeh.... .-. You wanna see what's in it?

Yes!

Open it :3

-opens it- BUNGER!

-big hamburger costume, also a lot of actual burgers-

I literally want to see Jolteon in a hamburger costume.

Same lol

Can you find one?

Im pretty sure it exists, I think I saw it somewhere but I can't find it

-backs the car up- Didn't you just eat tho?

Yes! What’s in da bag?

Secret, but uhh, on an unrelated note where are you on the chonk chart?

I’m not on there. I’m muchs bigger

Dayum I know jolteons are fast but how did you outrun them?

95% body fat. But I is big fast

Wow

Ye! Now what’s in da bag

-Stops car- Get out and i'll show yah

Okie -kicks you out of car and keeps bag- bye!

1000000000000000000000

O_O

-Runs back out with a suspiciously large bag-

What is that?

NIGERUNDAYO, SPARKY!

wait is your name sparky still or sporko?

Either or. X
-runs-

Oh okay-

ANYWAY MALL SECURITY IS AFTER US -runs-

-runs fasterx

-puts bag in the car and gets in-

-headbutts the car-

HURRY DUDE PAUL BLART IS CATCHING UP

-climbs in- I’m hungry!