Give Saike headpats if you're taller than him

Matt: I've been waiting my entire life for this

Saike: No... how tall are you?

Matt:6'1

Saike: uh... nuh uh...

Matt: yuh huh!

Saike: nuh... uh

Matt: c'mere

Saike: nooooo

matt: *headpats*

Saike: aaaaaa

Astra: (5'5) that hat isn't fooling anyone >:)

Saike: NO

Astra: the hat reaches 5'5 but your actual head must be a couple inches below >:D

Saike: uh.... my hair...

Astra: nope.
*Headpats*

Saike: aaaaaaaaaa noooooooooo

Astra: Y E S >:D

Saike: but I got THIS

*takes off his hat, where Frankie is, so shes taller and headpats her*

Astra: that's equivalent to using a stool or standing on your toes. So by those rules I can do this

*She shapeshifts to be 7'0*

Saike: Well then I'll do this

*cuts his body in half and rises with blood, but not like death like his middle became blood*

*Astra crosses her arms and extends to 10'*

Saike: *extends more*

*Astra is visibly becoming more skinny but extends to 15'*

Saike: *keeps going*

*Astra extends to 20' and becomes slightly less opaque*

Saike: *keeps going*

I can do this all day

Astra: and I can do this.

*She morphs to the point that she doesn't even look like herself anymore and is now 50'*

Saike: *goes higher than her*

You look different now

Did you get a haircut?

Astra: there's no hair. I'm literally just a pole.

*100*

Saike: Hah, you're right

*110*

*150*

*She's becoming less opaque*

Saike: *not changing, just more blood*

*160*

*Astra extends to 165 but then crumbles and falls to the ground*

Saike: Oop

*after saike goes back to the ground he sees Astra reforming from a pile of light grey powder, visibly annoyed*

Saike: chihehe

Astra: better start running before my legs fully reform.

Saike: Why?

Astra: *menacing*

Saike: *pats the dust*

(astra = gunpowder fr?)

Astra: >:((((

Saike: Chihehe

Traveler: *pats his head*

7'1

Saike: nooooo

Life: *hugs leg*

3'1

Saike: Chihehe, who are you?

Life: My name is Life!

Saike: *pats head* how old are you?

Life: Ten!

Saike: Cool!

Traveler: Actually she's 3.8 billion years old

Saike: Yea that makes mo-

._.

She’s older than me

Traveler: The only reason you are alive is that she is alive