Give Saike headpats if you're taller than him

Matt: I've been waiting my entire life for this

Saike: No... how tall are you?

Matt:6'1

Saike: uh... nuh uh...

Matt: yuh huh!

Saike: nuh... uh

Matt: c'mere

Saike: nooooo

matt: *headpats*

Saike: aaaaaa

Astra: (5'5) that hat isn't fooling anyone >:)

Saike: Chihehe

Saike: *not changing, just more blood*

*160*

*Astra extends to 165 but then crumbles and falls to the ground*

Saike: Oop

*after saike goes back to the ground he sees Astra reforming from a pile of light grey powder, visibly annoyed*

Saike: chihehe

Astra: better start running before my legs fully reform.

Saike: Why?

Astra: *menacing*

Saike: *pats the dust*

(astra = gunpowder fr?)

Astra: >:((((

Saike: NO

Astra: the hat reaches 5'5 but your actual head must be a couple inches below >:D

Saike: uh.... my hair...

Astra: nope.
*Headpats*

Saike: aaaaaaaaaa noooooooooo

Astra: Y E S >:D

Saike: but I got THIS

*takes off his hat, where Frankie is, so shes taller and headpats her*

Astra: that's equivalent to using a stool or standing on your toes. So by those rules I can do this

*She shapeshifts to be 7'0*

Saike: Well then I'll do this

*cuts his body in half and rises with blood, but not like death like his middle became blood*

*Astra crosses her arms and extends to 10'*

Saike: *extends more*

*Astra is visibly becoming more skinny but extends to 15'*

Saike: *keeps going*

*Astra extends to 20' and becomes slightly less opaque*

Saike: *keeps going*

I can do this all day

Astra: and I can do this.

*She morphs to the point that she doesn't even look like herself anymore and is now 50'*

Saike: *goes higher than her*

You look different now

Did you get a haircut?

Astra: there's no hair. I'm literally just a pole.

*100*

Saike: Hah, you're right

*110*

*150*

*She's becoming less opaque*

Hologram X: *headpat*

Saike: :)

*what temperature is the planet*

*earth temp*

Budsy: *his skin gets hot*

Saike: ?

Budsy: *sweating*

Saike: You ok?

Budsy: *digs a hole*

Saike: ?

Budsy: *le sleep*

Saike: duuuuuude

X: how tall are you?

Saike: 5'5

X: no way

Saike: wut

X: *eyes go dark* you're gonna have a bad time

Gamma: see how I feel?

Saike: How tall are you?

Gamma: 5'5

Saike: Good

Gamma: what do you mean....

Saike: Why are you here?

Budsy: *cuddle*

Saike: aww you're cute

Budsy: :)

Saike: *pat pat*

Budsy: *sits*

Saike: *sits*

Budsy: *lays down*

Saike: aww you're cute

Budsy :P

*their hand goes through a portal and saike keeps running*

Tekai: *stuns him with lasers*

Saike: Ow! *falls through a portal and closes it*

X: go find him budsy

Saike: *is on a different planet*

(x has budsy now?)

Budsy; *teleports to saike*

(Budsy goes everywhere)

Saike: Ah!

Budsy: *sitting there*

Saike: No!

Budsy: *just looking at him*

(Bro, budsy is like 1'8)

Saike: You can't headpat me

Gamma: yeah but they can

*X, tekai, plaugia, Shai, scar, paladin, tsudaiken*

Saike: uhhhhhh nuh uh

Gamma: *floats up to the heavens* I wish you luck!!!

*Prowler theme*

Saike: Nuh uh this is the second movie bitch!

*starts running*

X: *t poses in front of him*

Saike: *runs past him*

X: *headpat him as he rubs by*

*runs*

Saike: *still running*

Tekai: *headpat*

that was good man

lol