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You were taking your usual stroll around the park, when you had noticed a brown and green Wolf.
"Oh?" He says, looking up from his cross on his neck.
"Hi there!" He says, curious about you.

excuse me but WHY THE ACTUAL F**K is there an abnormally coloured wolf with a jewish tattoo and a christian necklace that is f**king t a l k i n g

"All of us can talk, can we not?"

bye

damn

A-KAT 47: "hello"

He immediately backs away, a little scared.
"Hey hey, no need for the gun!" He says as he raises his frontal paws.

A-KAT: "Oh,this? No, no, i just came back from a mission, i won't shoot you"

"Oh thank Liberty." He says with a thankful sigh as he lowers his frontal paws. "You're part of the military?"

"The WWAC"

wwaf*

"Interesting!" He says, his mood becoming cheerful and playful as his tail begins to wag. Then, he jumps right on top of A-KAT, licking him(or is it a her) all over.

Jake:”oh! You can talk?”

"Yeah. Anything's possible, so why can't I talk?" He says, his tail wagging as he smiles.
"My name's Farkas, what's yours?"

Jake:”my name is Jake. Can I pet you?”

"Eh, why not?" He replies, tail still wagging behind him.

*pets him*

He closes his eyes in response to being pet, his breath slowing a bit, as his tail wags more, showing comfort and a playful pleasure.

*scratches his chin*

His mouth slightly opens as a result, his tail still wagging, his eyes still closed, as he enjoys being pet and scratched. He seems to look like he's in complete heaven.

(Huh) “you are really soft”

"Yeah, that fur is also what helps me in the colder months. It is approaching Spring however, and with warmth, comes sweating."
He pauses.
"I think you know where I'm getting at." He says, licking your face in a playful tone.

“Heh. Wanna play fetch?”

He considers the idea, then a smile forms across his face as he leaps off the bench and onto you, inadvertently tackling you.
"I don't see a problem with it!" He says, licking your face repeatedly. His tongue was slobberry and slippery, covering your face in sloppy licks. His breath also doesn't smell the best, given that he's a wolf, and while he does brush his teeth, his breath is just naturally smelly sometimes.(heh <:D)

(Dies) *throws the ball*

It goes into the surrounding bushes as he gives chase, 5 seconds later he comes back with the ball, and hands it to you.
"That was some exercise I did to go and get that ball!" He says playfully, wagging his tail and smiling. It's odd for a wolf to be so happy and playful like this, mainly because they're not depicted as such(at least in childrens books anyway ;D)

“Good job!”

"Why thank you!" He says, licking your leg as a second thanks.

(I’m about to scream irl because of this) *pets him*

(lol :D) He sighs in comfort from the pets, before playfully knocking you onto the soft grass, and he licks your sides as a playful act. It tickles like heck, and you can't exactly help yourself but laugh as you rub his belly, which causes him to laugh as well.(i tend to be random so expect stuff like this)

(Lmao. I can be random as well) *gibs tummy rubs*

(:D) He giggles and laughs in a playful attitude as he keeps licking your sides, eventually using his frontal paws to playfully scratch your ribs, all the while licking your sides. He seems to be winning this tickle-fight.

*tickles his tummy instead of rubbing it*

This sends him into a frenzy of laughter, as he is forced to stop tickling you to try and defend himself. He then licks your neck, a sensitive spot, which makes you giggle, before he finds your shoes and takes them off. A single mischievous glint in his eyes tells you everything he's about to do, and you're hopeless.

“My feet aren’t ticklish! I win!” *tickles his paws*

He's once more sent into a frenzy as you tickle his paws, laughing uncontrollably and wholeheartedly as he begins to scratch at your socked feet. Your hands have landed on his socked paws, and while the socks aren't the best smelling things in the world(he forgor to change the socks D:), and the fabric and wool are a bit filthy, it doesn't soften the tickles you bring to him as he tries to get you back.

*tickles more!*

He begins to squirm a bit as he giggles, being tickled by you of course. His socked paws remain moderately filthy with sweat, grime and other muck that comes from a wolf's paws, which are covered up by his socks, which are slightly stained and stink kinda mildly, shockingly. He tries to go after your feet to scratch them, but it's kind of like something so close, but just out of reach as you tickle relentlessly.
"Eee! Hahaha! Oh you're so playful!" He comments inbetween laughs.

(Bro this out of context💀) *tickles more all over*

(my sentiments exactly ;D) He manages to wiggle a bit out of your grasp, giving him time to leap up and ends up bumping nose to nose, as he licks your face, a lot.

*laughs* “you’re sneaky!”

He simply laughs as he buries his snout into your belly, taking a short break to regain lost breath and strength.
"Hoo...phoo...yeah..." He says inbetween breaths.

*lightly brushes his fur.*

"Yeah?" He asks, giggling a bit. His smell is still there, and man is it rank!

*transforms back to human* “sorry but you smell horrid man. When we get there you are getting a proper bath and a fur cut”

"Well, considering we're in a neighborhood and not in a city, the local forest is beyond the park's outskirts." He replies.

Jake:”well let’s go, you’re going to a dog groomers.”

"A Dog Groomer?" He says curiously. "I don't think a Wolf meets standard requirements for a washup at that kind of place." He says, genuinely concerned.

Jake:”well you look like you could be a border collie…”

"With my brown and green fur?" He says, knowing darn well they won't think he's a border collie. "How are you gonna convince them that I'm a border collie?" He asks, a playful grin and tone in his voice.

Jake:”just trust me.” *he grins*

"Wait...you don't mean?" He asks with a playful expression on his face, his tail wagging.

Jake:”come on!” *he leads him to a dog groomers*

"Uhh...thanks. Just don't blow too hard, okay?" He says, his smile returning slightly, his face still red. He holds his breath, closes his eyes, and tries to hold his nose to prevent any possible water from getting in. The smell is still strong, and kicking hard. Even the socks on his paws are still incredibly filthy.

*sprays him down light pressure*

Even with light pressure, he stumbles a bit as he regains his footing, being hosed down by the trunk of the elephant. It manages to wash out(or temporarily mask) the smell of his body, but not the socks. At least it isn't as bad now.

*transforms back to human.* “we need to get you some new socks.

"They aren't exactly torn up, but they are pretty stained. That's for sure." He says, shaking any remaining water out of him to prevent possible stench from returning. The socks still smell, but it's not nearly as strong as before, now having been soaked slightly. They're not dripping, but they are very damp and heavy now.
"Whoo, these socks went from comfy to wet!" He says, laughing at the slight exaggeration.

*laughs* “let’s go.”

He follows behind as his socked(damp(from the earlier spray) and still smelly and filthy) paws tread behind you, still soaked, but not to the point of dripping.

*10 minutes later* Jake:”try them on!”

He has a bit of difficulty with putting them on, but they eventually fit(little do they know he didn't take off the first pair).
"So how do I look?"

Jake:” you look good. The socks look bulky though..”

"Sorry!" He says, smiling and wagging his tail in a way that probably makes himself look silly. He smiles in embarrassment.

Jake:”ok in the tub!” *he has dog shampoo with him*

He gets off the couch, and slowly steps into the tub(which is empty lol).

*starts running the water*

The bathtub begins to fill as Farkas sits down in the water, until it reaches his neck.

*turns off the water. Pours some shampoo in you and rubs it into your fur*

(oh yeah I forgot to mention he didn't take off his socks lol)
He feels the shampoo, and begins to sigh in a relaxed tone.
"Ahhh...that feels nice."

Jake:”can you take your socks off.”

"My socks?" He asks, curiously.

*he points to his socks*

"Oh, right!" He begins to pull at his socks, trying to take them off, but they won't budge! "Come...on..." He says as he slightly struggles to get them off.

*he rolls his eyes and transforms into a crab and gets the socks off of him*

Then, the big reveal hits: 2. Pairs. Of socks.
Farkas gasps in shock. "No wonder I couldn't get them off!"

Jake:”no wonder it stunk so much!”

Farkas begins to laugh uncontrollably, as he accidentally squishes Jake with his second socked paw. "Whoops!" He says, unable to control his playful side now.

Jake:”OW!” *quickly gets his other socks and jumps out*

He begins to shake uncontrollably, the water in his fur getting EVERYWHERE.

*he transforms into a human again* “quit that! I still have to wash you!”

He stops. "Sorry, I can't help myself." He says as he lifts up his first socked paw. The stench(while softened by water) is still very present, just no longer as intense.

*he gently rubs the shampoo into his fur and then rinses it*

He's once more flooded with the relaxing sensation, but then he starts to grow bigger! It's almost as if the shampoo might be magic!
"W-whoa!" He says, excited as his tail touches the roof.

Jake:”why are you getting so big!”

"I dunno!" He says, still excited. His head can now squeeze through the doorway, and his tail is taking up the entire tub.(I guess you can tell how big he'd be)

*sighs* “follow me”

He slowly squeezes himself out the bathroom. Apparently the socks on his hind paws have grown in size as well to match. They STILL smell bad still, but nowhere near as strong.

*he transforms into a dragon twice the size of farkas* “hold on!”

He breathes deeply, taking in your scent. Then, he catches his own smell. Sweaty.
"Uh oh...seems like I was a bit too active, wasn't I?" He says in a joking tone, still somewhat tired. The smell of his socked paws didn't help things much, but you can't help but poke fun at something, can you?

“I want to show you something ok?”

"Sure!" He says, still smelly from the sweat that built up in his fur, and his socks.

*he transforms into a wolf*

He freezes, highly confused and puzzled, let alone shocked.
"Wh- huh- wha-" He can't speak. He's baffled.

Jake:”I’m not human. I’m not a wolf either, figured it would be a more acceptable form for you.”

"Sorry, I'm just- VERY confused right now. How can you shapeshift?" He says, still confused with his mind spinning. The sweat that's built up still is stinking up the air, along with his socked paws, which are still all sorts of filthy. Since you've turned into a wolf, the odor is much more noticeable than that of a human's sense of smell.

*winces* “jeez you stink you got to get that cleaned up.”

His face gets slightly red from embarrassment, as he giggles nervously. "Sorry, I tend to be mostly active." He says, trying to brush it off in a playful and happy manner, while trying to not let it get rubbed in.

*transforms into an elephant* “come on I’ll hose you down.”

"Must be pretty thick socks." He comments, giggling.

*he transforms into a wolf again*

Farkas looks around, and wiggles his left hind paw(where the socks(now layered) are) to try and spot anything. Nothing out of the ordinary, except for slightly more restrictive movement.
"Interesting." He remarks.

Jake:”huh”

"I guess I could live with it." He says. Then, he starts to sweat. A lot. "Did someone turn on the heater and open the window? It's pretty warm in here!" He says playfully, panting from the heat, sweat getting in his fur, and re-stinking it up.

*winces* “again!? Let’s just get to the forest.”

"Oops! Sorry, I can't control that!" He says, lowering his tail, smiling in embarrassment, his face blushing red!

“Ok come on, we’ll find a way to deal with it”

"Okay." He says, giggling his own smell off, before following you.

*jake walks right next to him*

The dog groomer then picks up both Farkas and Jake, and politely pushes them out, closing the door behind the both of them. Farkas keeps licking Jake all over his face, giggling all the while his stinky smell wafts around the air.

*he sighs* “guess we’ll have to do this the old fashioned way.” *he gets the stuff for cleaning and grooming*

The grooming supplies however are not in the bag, which has a hole. Must have spilt out.
"I don't think your bag survived." Farkas says, giggling it off and hugging Jake, despite Farkas still having a bad smell.

*sighs* “well how are we supposed to get you-“ *he cuts off suddenly*

"What's the matter?" Farkas asks, his tail wagging in a curious expression.

“I have extra supplies at my home! Follow me!”

He quickly runs behind Jake as they run to his residence(whatever it looks like), more sweat and stinky smell building up quickly.

*he opens the door* “head to the bathroom I’ll meet you there!”

"Uh, okay-" He accidentally trips, landing head-first into a leather couch.(oh yeah remember the 2 pairs of socks he unknowingly has on? They're still on him, and still contribute to his overall odor)"Oof!" He slowly raises his head out of the couch. "Huh, this feels nice."

Jake:”you better not be on the couch!”

"Alright, we're here! I still don't know if this is gonna work..." He says, a bit nervous.

Jake:”it will.” *he walks in with you*

The dog groomer is just by the cashier stand. "Um, hi?" Farkas says, his stench still very present. As soon as the dog groomer catches Farkas's scent, she holds her nose, amused and curious.

Jake:”hey, I was wondering if we could get a full clean and fur cut for him.”

Dog Groomer: "Sorry, but I don't know if you saw the sign outside, but we only allow Dogs for grooming and fur cuts." She points to the sign outside that says "No Wild Animals Please!" with a text below it reading "We don't need any of the dogs getting some sort of sickness!".
Farkas:(to Jake) "See?" He says, a still playful smile on his face, his stinky odor still slowly wafting from him.

*he casts a quick spell for you to look like a border collie*

ERROR: "Magic Disabled"
Dog Groomer: "Yeah, they installed that last week, don't know exactly HOW they managed to, but they did."

Jake:”can you please just clean him and give him a fur cut? I’ll pay double.”

"Rules are rules, no wild animals, no bribes for wild animals. Sorry pal!" She says, confident, yet polite. Farkas giggles, and then tackles Jake to the ground, the soft carpeted floor preventing any possible injury, before Farkas licks Jake. "I told you!" He says with a playful attitude.

Jake:”hold on farkas. I’ll give you 2000 dollars.”