Neither, because I would save both and do CPR on them starting with Travis and then Taylor, which would then become a steamy makeout session and quickly escalate into a s3ggs scene and eventually an 0r9y scene until she becomes pregnant with so many babies that once she approaches full term her belly is the size of a car and has thousands of stretch marks and visible veins and hundreds of fetal movements and sounds like a blue whale, because I love Taylor Swift more than anything that exists, and the fact that you would rather sit and eat popcorn and watch Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce drown than save them proves you are a sick, twisted, sadistic, heartless monster who belongs in an insane asylum and needs to apologize to his mother for torturing her for nine months and mutilating her v4g1n4. Get played, you disgusting MAGA Vietcong terrorist!
