I will sneak in your house and make it seem like I'm not there, then, bam, right behind you, there's me. Now here's the fun part, I grab my rusty lead pipe, conk you over the head with it multiple times, tie you up with locked chains, bring you to my basement, and torment you psychologically and physically. I will neglect to give you food or water on select days. I will make you listen to a fork scratching on a rusty pan on loop as well as waterboard you, break your fingers, stab iron rods in your body, et cetera, et cetera. But, I want you alive, so I will deliberately avoid your vital organs. That is if you don't just give up and force your heart to stop, due to lack of or loss of oxygen from the shock. I will also add what I call a 'break day' where I give you a pasta dinner complete with a drink of your choice. I would even pause the rusty fork/pan noises so you can focus on eating. Though, I will not unchain you. I will feed you, and make sure that you choke down every single morsel of food/drink I give you. I will also stick various objects down your throat. If you throw up, I will give you a fate worse than death. Sound fun? Be there in 30.
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