1. Take rock
2. Repeatedly smash the rock against the offerers head until he dies
3. Take the stick from him
4. You now have both 😄

can we stop using rushed ports to shit on the switch
i would rather play on a portable device i can take wherever the hell i please than sit at home alone in my mother's basement playing some high graphics game while there are hidden gems on a device like the switch some people will never discover