usually the difference is next to none

I heard that Hinduism has like 333 trillion gods.

What?! That's an offensively gross understatement.

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermonuclear war.

Then I suppose nothing counts but death and taxes, because everything else has a margin of error. And some people don't pay taxes, so nothing counts but death.

LOL, yep although after being audited in 2017, the IRS auditor admitted to me that he had an operating range for what he could allow! I was like ... wha?

Good meme though. Reminds me of Dawkins in The God Delusion: “We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”