He's gotta know that they will take one look at him and think . . . ugly old man. They are not going to pause between channels to discover if he's even funny.
IN AN EFFORT TO LURE IN THE YOUNG GEN-Z CROWD, JON STEWART HAS ESSENTIALLY BEEN ORDERED BY THE DNC TO RETURN TO LATE NIGHT COMEDY TELEVISION. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE FORMERLY FUNNIEST LEFTST ON THE SMALL SCREEN, POLLING RESULTS INDICATE THAT GEN-Z MEMBERS ARE CURRENTLY ASKING, "JON STEWART WHO?"