Their democracy is at stake, but we are willing to give them all a nice room, free food and a weekly shower. Our Republic will be a much better place without them in it.
MICHELLE OBAMA RECENTLY TOLD A REPORTER THAT WORRYING ABOUT OUR DEMOCRACY KEEPS HER UP AT NIGHT. IF AFTER LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE, BIG MIKE STILL DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEMOCRACY AND A REPUBLIC, HE SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS AND GO BACK TO KNITTING.