THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MEANINGLESS DIVERSITY HIRE AND NOBODY IMPORTANT EVEN KNOWS THAT YOU EXIST:; DEFENSE SECRETARY LLOYD AUSTIN WAS HOSPITALIZED ON NEW YEAR'S DAY FOR POST SURGERY 'COMPLICATIONS'. BUT NOT ONLY WAS THE WHITE HOUSE NOT INFORMED UNTIL JANUARY 4TH -- NOBODY EVEN NOTICED HE WAS MISSING. WHO? THE SECRETARY OF WHAT? IS THAT THE DUDE THAT SIGNS MY NAME TO ALL OF THESE DOCUMENTS? CAN HE BRING ME A CUP OF COFFEE?
